Janx Spirit

  Yes, and an optimist has... A Positive!      

An Irish carpenter goes for a job on a building site and to find out if he's intelligent enough to do the job, the foreman, rather patronisingly asks him "Do you know what is the difference between a joist and a girder, do you know that son?"   "Well, let me think now. Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust, isn't it?"  

"Brexit: Germany plans to extend transition period for Brits in case of no-deal"      

  "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" sounds awesome     Now for the "Pink Panther" theme...      

Google's Bach Doodle lets you create your own Bach style music using AI   https://www.google.com/doodles/celebrating-johann-sebastian-bach   Just click on the Doodle and follow the instructions.  

  Dunno, it was floating around FB: https://www.facebook.com/HappyToastArts/photos/a.1445322958856797/2051393238249763/?type=3&theater    

  Shouldn't that be "Dr Strangeglove?  

  Jesus, you know you're getting old when you have to Google half the ingredients in that list!

Handy.

Hay down there?

  Is your box delivered by DHL?    Edit: Do NOT click her "link", it's malware

  You can sign here: https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/241584 …   Over 1 million now...    

  Truth, my laconically laced statement was steeled with irony  

"New Zealand to ban military style weapons" BBC     Just a thought... why not do the same in the USA?