fraufruit

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About fraufruit

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  • Birthday 10/10/1957

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  • Location Schwabing, Munich
  • Nationality American
  • Hometown Aiken SC
  • Gender Female
  • Interests Sailing, reading, curry eating.....

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  1. "Please call me by my first name"

    You are actually both right. Every woman doesn't feel the same in case you haven't figured that out yet. 
  2. Only in America...

    Because what is a 3 year old's birthday party without guns?      
  3. What made you laugh today?

    An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'It's fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score…’ After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, ‘Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.’ Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score.’ Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, ‘Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.’ Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, ‘What the hell was that?’ The old man says, “Half time, switch sides”
  4. Why are you happy today?

    Congrats, kip!   We are getting ladybugs, too, but of the orange variety and the little feckers bite. I hate them. 
  5. Online library for English books

    I've had a Tolino for the last several years. I get books from everywhere and it is not slow. I usually buy books from kobo.com. I can still get dead author books for free from Gutenberg with my VPN.
  6. What made you laugh today?

    His mouth is pretty bruised also.   He ain't tellin.
  7. The 2020 US Presidential candidates

      I beg to differ. Poll after poll over the last few years say that Trump's main supporters are uneducated white people. It just is so.
  8. What's got you flummoxed today?

    I this now a sports thread?
  9. Coronavirus

      That would be 1.5 meters and masks worn. Crowded together on stairs waiting to get in would already be an infringement.
  10. President Donald J. Trump

    Donnie Jr. self-owns again -       here
  11. Coronavirus

      So did you report them?
  12. How to separate and maybe divorce

    Why couldn't your parents come to your place and see your kids? How could she stop that exactly? How could she prevent you from being close to your son? It just doesn't make sense.   If you don't try everything possible to stay connected with your kids, I'm afraid that you will regret it one day and it will haunt you. The courts have seen everything - they know what a manipulator looks like. Just because you heard something (probably from her) doesn't make it true.
  13. How to separate and maybe divorce

    Why do you think you would not get any access to your children? There are usually custody and visitation agreements in a divorce. Your wife cannot make the rules. The courts do.    
  14. Cancel holiday over corona virus?

      What would be involved in regards to getting tested before you go, when you return and quarantine on either end? That would affect my decision.