I am so flustered by all the jerks here

Im pissed that this topic doesnt seem to in any way reflect on my recent posts.

Pulled randomly out of the forum:

• Where to buy furniture/wood paint online
• Costs of losing apartment keys
• Getting a DE driver's license when coming from NY

Plus hundreds of others.

@GG - Fuck, are you serious - TT a reflection of the real world?

NO WAY...

I dont have as many cunts as this in my real life, in fact, the only cunt there - is me

Creep

I would be willing to bet money that plently of those still don't have the asnwers.

did you bother to type "burn" and "witch" into google? If you had, you'd 've come up with this beauty

But if you're looking for asnwers, you need to be on another froum.

In that case, maybe you could make a useful contribution to the forum by providing some?

Oh dear, you had better get over to adult chat.

I do voice my thoughts on many threads, but only when I think I have something that might be of value to the other party. What a concept. Once I lose my keys I'll be sure to contribute to that thread.

die File is on der Komputer - at least mine is full of them

Of course plenty of people don't have answers to their questions. That's because they ask something incredibly stupid like "What time is it right now in Germany?" or incredibly specific like "What colour is the watch of the organist's watch in the Catholic church in Lower Bad Reichenballhallenstein, because I want to make sure the dial doesn't conflict with the colour of my groom's tie on our wedding day" that no one has a bloody clue what the answer is.

Phrase your question politely and give us more to go on than just the question. A bit (not 10 paragraphs, but a bit) of background information of why you need the information or what you've done to try and find the info already is useful to people who do want to help you. Use punctuation and a spell checker if necessary. Thank people for the advice they give you, take the sarcastic comments in good humour or ignore them and you'll find that most times, you will get an answer.

And if you can't take a joke, fuck off, go drink a beer and come back on Monday with a better frame of mind.

Second best piece of Friday advice...

I liked the advice up until the bit about coming back on monday...

Showem is right. Ask an intelligent question nicely and you'll generally get a helpful answer. I asked for some small help from a mathematician with polynomial interpolation, but it would seem that all the jerks on here are too thick to understand the question.

I resemble that accusation.

¿Que?

Well so far this thread has been very educational. The collective advice for all new comers is -

Swallow and smile, fuck off and go drink a beer.

Well here you go Sin, For example, given a = f(x) = a₀x⁰ + a₁x¹ + ... and b = g(x) = b₀x⁰ + b₁x¹ + ... then the product ab is equivalent to W(x) = f(x)g(x). Finding points along W(x) by substituting x for small values in f(x) and g(x) yields points on the curve. Interpolation based on those points will yield the terms of W(x) and subsequently the product ab. In the case of Karatsuba multiplication this technique is substantially faster than quadratic multiplication, even for modest-sized inputs. This is especially true when implemented in parallel hardware.

Just trying to be helpful like.

Like filling out your profile (since answers can depend on yr Nationality etc)

Well you lot are really unhelpfull, I was going to do some ironing, but because of all your unhelpfullness I have been stuck on TT and now I have to go to the hairdresser in a wrinkly top.

I can lend you a matching wrinkly bottom if that helps?

Too late.

@Leky..

Ah its about ironing...

I was just trying to make sence of that equasion but now its clear...

Still up for grabs. Will trade for a family pack of King crisps and a lifetimes supply of Topics.

She's already got one.

Oh I get it it's like in school when they pick on the fat kid, am I gonna be cool after this?

No because your fat. You may though be tolerated. ;-)

What do you think?

And you'll still be last to be picked when it comes to teams.

No, not until you start dieting. we doesn't not likes fatty peoples.

Hey now. I never said I was fat. I said like the fat kid. Not all Amaericans are heffers. LOL.

Cheeky bastard.

Heifers dear, as in Mullingar heifers!

A small american is the same as a large european and an obese asian.

As I can be one of the jerks the OP is referring too, I will respectfully revoke my right to weigh in on this discussion .

Well I guess I am too fat!

AS sad as it is, I must say good bye for the day. The time for me to go get defiled has come, and as much as I have enjoyed the comedic humor of this thread, the time for me to go has come. I look forward to seeing where it goes from here.

Surely you mean the time for you to come has come...

Edit: The first person to crack the "Don't call her Shirley" joke will be taken out and shot.

...and make sure you clean yourself after the defilement.

The problem is, once you have had a really good defiling, what you need then is a decent fag.

Is that contagious?

Aren't the clauses in the wrong order?


Down.

The fags are in customs.

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We know that - hence "the problem" - do keep up.

Fags are no good at defiling dames.

Maybe they're defiling the cops at customs!

How about cigars?

But it aint a big deal to be defiled, by the fag end of the day (or this thread)