"Capitalism Rocks" march this Saturday

march on this saturday 14th june 3pm, meeting at oranienplatz kreuzberg. €10euro participation fee. all proceeds go into my pocket.

What are you fighting against?

presumably "leftists"

either that or "people who are stupid enough to give him €10"

both

But what's the ROI?

i dont know what you mean by ROI

http://www.wikihow.com/Become-an-Entrepreneur

New to this capitalism game by any chance?

the return on investment (thank you, it took a while) is that you get the chance to express your support for capitalism and i get your cash, einfach.

So your trying to get capitalists to do something that they won't make a profit from?

sorry, I have a scheduling conflict. On saturday I'm marching in a feudalist parade, along with my trusty lords, vassals, and fiefs.

its like this: much like a festival, i organise a gathering of people by providing a service (the march), its up to the attendees to take the opportunity to profit from this by selling drinks or banners etc. its a beautiful thing really.

Without a permit, you will be violating the law. However, I can help. I will write you a note in my worst German that says capitalist pig-dogs have rights too (and something about a sucker being born every minute yada yada yada) and all for the amazing low price of €100 in advance plus 30% of sad said march proceeds.

Note: this goes for the capitalist pig dog vendors too.

Yes, you're right, we do need permits.. you're hired...

And so it began... well i hope we all learned a lesson here people. capitalism is who we are, whether we like it or not, because capitalism, being rooted in self interest, is a perfect political expression of human nature... and anyone who says otherwise is a dog being eaten by a bigger dog, Amen to that.

So, lets get together and protest tomorrow..

Most capitalists will be at work tomorrow, capitalizing on things . . . Pigs and dogs are my favorite animals

this is silly

i'm all for tomorrow so why would i protest against it ??

Because it's always threatening today, it's doing it right now in fact.

Capitalists will indeed be capitalising on things but not at "work", rather exploiting the labour power of those who do the productive work.

Most TTers aren't capitalists but indeed workers. Even if they are largely in offices etc and not in a coal mine or steel works.
They may have some bourgeois social aspects to their lives but at the end of the day, no work, no money.