Drunk naked lesbians perform cunnilingus in public

According to a Krefeld police report (Weibliches Liebespaar in der Fußgängerzone) two drunken and naked lesbians were performing cunnilingus on each other early last Saturday morning in the Krefeld pedestrian zone.

They didn't let curious onlookers put them off. A few of the passersby, however, called the police. When the police arrived, the ladies (aged 29 and 40 years) ran with bare feet over a car. Eventually they were caught, taken into custody, and charged with public obscenity.

I dunno about you, but if I were benevolent dictator of Germany then this kind of behaviour would be encouraged, not outlawed.

This thread needs pictures.

I toally agree, we should have more of this kind of behaviour. I'd even be willing to put up with gays doing it in the pedestrian zone (equality you know) if we could experience some quality lesbian action.

As for those nosy passerbys, shame on them: calling the police, they should have called me!

They must have been German, taking off their shoes to walk over the car.

And people still ask us why we stay in germany..

As spiderpig says, come on Editor_Bob, this thread needs picture of the happy couple havibg fun

Seems like an apt smiley for the topic...

I've got a feeling that they weren't supermodels - there must've been some reason someone called the cops.

However, you are definitely on to something... In order to ensure that the right kind of people are encouraged to engage in this kind of behavior, which is fundamental really, I would come up with a special certificate with all sorts of official stamps (the locals would *love* it) which could be shown to the police if need be. It would only be issued by a special committee supervised by me and each candidate go through a rigorous selection process.

Well atleast the cops arrived after they were finished

I appreciate the pointed avoidance of the verb "to come" in your post, mld.

Did they do the alphabet or were other techniques involved? I've always wanted to discuss this sort of caper with profi clam munchers.

Is approving of naked, carpet munching, exhibitionist, lesbians another manifestation of my supposed feminism?

We know that we have your full support, honey.

This may not the best thread today but it takes some licking.

Not a problem . .

I wonder which suburb of Krefeld they are from. Fischeln maybe? Bockum? Meerbusch?

LOL !!!

They could have been from out of town though. Lippstadt? Munchen?

Typical you just can’t do anything in Germany without some bloody do gooder calling the police or laying down the laws or was it on a Sunday ?

I hope someone puts this on youtube or porntube or something.

I am pretty sure it was not a pretty sight. Porn star lesbian sex ain't what it is in reality.

i haven´t munch to say, but this is just great. I´ve been here for two months and an astounded by all the silly rules

I suspect that rules against public carpet munching are in effect in most places.

Were they shaved? In that case it would be "licking the laminate".

TT-shocker, I find myself agreeing with parnell sarabyrd's question!

... last time my wife and I were in Krefeld (Easter) it was definitely far toooooo cold for any antics like that. However, I would have kicked myself had my digital cameras batteries gone flat that very moment ...
I'm a swine, aren't I?

Kicking yourself is human, licking yourself sublime.

Just the punchline . . .

' Cos they can ! '

PHOTOS PLEASE!!!

Before requesting photos of this act I would advise you to watch the last two seasons of Top Chef. They had 3 dykes as contestants on there and that is probably what you would have to expect here. A pretty sight it ain't

I know a couple of lesbians (as in a couple, who are lesbians) and I would pay good money NOT to see them get busy.

some GOOD lesbian scenes in this Ukrainian movie "Sappho"...
http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0937373/

Are they in an organised Union?

real-life lesbians aren´t like the ones you see in films

They have lesbians in films now?

In a totally unrelated story two German beavers seem to have escaped to the UK and set up home there.

Related to the unrelated story: Brits to get a taste of Bavarian beaver

I wish y'all would stop pushing this topic back up to the top of the View New Posts list (yes I realise by posting that I'm doing just that). The title is so ridiculous and gratuitous, and it isn't even that big of a deal. This kind of stuff happens all the time. In Munich, some of my boyfriend's colleagues recently got called out to investigate a 'disturbance' that turned out to be a naked guy in a Stadtsparkasse Geldautomat who was sticking a Labello up his bum.

Sentences you really just don't expect to read.

(awesome lesbians doing ace porn stuff in public)




How can you possibly equate the two!??! If I downloaded a video called "lesbian_tongue_action.mpeg", and it was some bloke sticking stuff up his arse, I'd be totally not amused.

They are in the average male's fantasies. We can dream can't we?

I know where the ladies come from. Austria actually.
This little village:
http://www.vienna-life.com/media/pics/fucking-austria.jpg

As for the beauty of the lesbians - I have seen once in U bahn a kissing lesbian couple, both looked like super models. I missed my station.

Chapped anus would be mighty uncomfortable I'd imagine

in my long-gone gay-clubbing days (I grew up in Blackpool) most of the 'really real' lesbians were quite scary looking.

good we have imaginations!

whereas if I downloaded a video called "hot_dildo_action_ with_Mario" and got a vid of two women licking each other I would likewise not be amused ;-)

If you keep up that kind of chat, people are gonna start thinking you're gay (please don't sue me)

Labello in tongue in cheek guerilla marketing campaign?