Pleeeze help me

I want to shop at our supermarket but it is only open from 08:00 to 20:00 and now it's closed. What do I do ?

you need to live in another timezone

Our Alice isn't working! Has anyone else got the same problem?

Blame it on the white rabbits.

please please help me...I am not sure if we should do it or not...what do you think ?

Do I write a card for an American-German couple (getting married) in German or in English or in both or in Denglish? Heeeeelp!

I can't get my computer to boot to SuSE Linux 11 while preserving the original boot possibilities of Windoze and SuSE10.3. I'm running out of time as I'm going to the pub in 5 hours so should I read the boot loader documentation again carefully or sit on the balcony in the sun and get a head start on the beer?

I started to dream in german, how do I dream in english again ?

Not a bad thing, as long as the german words were people begging for mercy as you gunned them down in cold blood. Awesome.

Pleeeze help me to identify the song that says ah-ah-ah

Pleeze pleeze help me, I'm desperately searching for a friend of a friend of my estranged ex-husband who was last seen roaming around Quedlinburg and his name is Guissepe Hillofbeans.

Where can I hire someone to make me laugh?

Hi all,

I would like to go somewhere.

Please give me information.

Thanks in advance-

I have been together with this gf of mine for almost five years now, and now she told me that she would like to have sex (as in 'coitus') with me--is that some kind of German thing? What can I do about this? Please avoid overly technical explanations in your replies--elucidate me in terms of apples and oranges, thank you! Oh, yeah, and I am also missing my rug. If you find it, please give it back to me.

What are possible superlative forms of 'cynical' besides 'north-korean'?

Is flesh-eating actually predatory capitalism?

While I was churning on these questions an atom exploded in my head--how do I register with the IAEA?

My best friend is dating a married man from Bulgaria and she doesn't speak bulgarian very well. She wants to know what are married Bulgarian men like? Has anyone here dated a married Bulgarian man and can share some insight? Can you also recommend a good Bulgarian restaurant where they can have a romantic dinner? Thanks for your help.

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i am reciever to very glorious many positions in munich and germany. you proposition to percure my accomodating in your house. i will take over love of you housing to my phd positions. i live in your house on marienplatz with nearby university. i pay 300 euro $ to accept domicile with door and window.

best regards,

I am travelling to third world. Will the toilet be clean if I book a 9 star hotel?

I want to watch the Olympics. What's the easiest way to get to Beijing by car? My SUV stops working if I don't fill it up with gas every two days...

Why did the German cop stop me and give me a ticket? I know I didn't break any US laws. And then he gave me another one when I called him a pig! I got rights under the US Constitution! Freedom of speech so I can call him a dirty pig if I want. They can't do this to me... I'm American! It's against the law, isn't it?

I have a bottle deposit ticket for sale. Face value €0.12, I'm willing to sell it for €0.10 o.b.o. Can be picked up from Erding (by tomorrow night) or Hamburg (during the week).

I am 8 months pregnant and my husband will be moving to Munich in 3 months time.
Please can you give me details about birthing clinics and should we take the flat offered 5 mins from his job. Is it far on the underground. And which undergound is it.
What are the kindergartens like and which is the best school.
Oh and I won't bother replying to any of your questions as it is obvious what I have asked.

Our cargo container is lost at sea. Can someone help find it? I think the pirates must have it. thanks much. I really miss my truck and furniture and stuff.

I remember reading something interesting some time ago but I've forgotten what it was and where I saw it LOL I'd really love to find it again LOL Can anyone help?

This morning a young man stood in front of my door and informed me, that the earth will be hit by a meteor in a weeks time. He could take me with him to Blumox5, but before that I have to change into another state of being by killing myself. To finance the transport I just had to set up a life insurance that would be cashed to him after my death. Unfortunately I'm broke so please help me and transfer 500.000,- € to my bank account. Account Number 123 456 at Stadt-Sparkasse Cologne. Thank you so much!

I've been a lurkier on this site for almost 1 year now.Today I decided to join so I can ask a very important question. I've fallen madly in love with a German man from a social networking site who I haven't met and he hasn't seen a picture of me. We've exchanged messages about 8 times. I would like to know what are German men like who sign up for social networking sites?

He doesn't know this yet, but I will marry him in 3 months and then move to Germany. Do you think he'll make a good husband and father of the child I'm planning to have with him?

My GF knows I like the Blue cake but I am having to sit here typing whilst eating the Red cake. I am not happy.

I am even thinking of stopping to eat cake. Does anyone know of the paperwork required?

I am a Tamil male with a resident permit and an excessively long fore-name, multiple middle-names and a surname that would stretch halfway around the Equator.

keep in touch. bye.

keep in touch.

Please help me.

I just moved to Munich, and can't find my apartment. I left to go see the town and when I came back, my apartment looked different. My key didn't work and there was someone else inside. They told me to leave and stop trying to break in! Why are Germans so rude? I don't understand, I know I had the right address. Can someone help me?

I live at Einbahnstrasse 24.

Dear Inuit people living in Germany, what foods do you miss?

Really, all I want to know is the meaning of life. Is that too much to ask of virtual strangers?

Hi TT, I just moved into my flat yesterday and I've already caused some damage. I opened the window and the window opened back and it keeps doing it.

Can anyone tell me where I can find a window repair man to get this bloody window fixed asap?

Thanks.

I have a question regarding a potentially difficult situation in another country. I could ask the person directly as we get on well, but I though it I would ask you instead. So what do you think then?

Hi - does anybody know where I can buy rechargable vibrators in Munich. Preferably ones that vibrate quietly so that other passengers on the Ubahn can not hear it when the trains stops and it goes quiet. At the moment I get embarrassed when I have to put my hands in my pants to switch it off. Same happens in the Kino.

Can anyone tell me why so many people are so full of shite.
Are there any books around about on it?
I have a book at home but it's about painting gutters.
I don't know, so I don't

Can someone tell me a decent radio station here in Germany? If I hear "Private Dancer" or "Flashdance" ONE more time, I am going to lose it. LOL

My relationship is failing because my husband is a workaholic. I do not work and he pays all the bills but he does not help with the housework. My daughter is suffering too much and I really can not stand it anymore. I do not know what to do.

PS. I am cheating on him but that's not the point.

My Twin cousin is coming over from Zimbawe, I don't know what to cook for him because he has not eaten in 3 months. I am also having trouble deciding if I should let him stay in my guinea-pigs' cage, but I am afraid that it will stink too much after a few days. Any ideas?

I ate nachos and I did not know nachos make tiny cuts in your mouth. Later that night I got a drop of pre-cum from oral sex into my mouth and I think I got super-AIDS. Anyplace where I can take a test in Berlin?

I am not understanding you english and americans, why do you come onto this website and make jokes about us germans not having a sense of humour? I dont find this funny at all. you will find many of us are liking to make jokes, at the correctly sanctioned time, and following all necessary social protocol. so, as you can see, we are funny, yes?

Why do my German colleagues hate me? It's not my fault that I am simply a squillion times better than all of them put together and I have to tell them that they are doing things wrong all the time. They should be grateful that I bother and not create bad vibes about me in the workplace.

Life is so unfair. I blame you.

I am american. did I mention that i'm 6'2 and 250 pounds? I like to add my height and weight into conversations. Especially when Im saying something like 'Well, I never had problems getting ass-raped at Oktoberfest, but that's probably because I'm like 6'2 and 250 pounds. Of lean muscle. Just thought you should know the exact measurements.

I need some advice about the the presidential race in America and politics and finance in general. Can anyone help?
I would need links and, of course, corrective advice, reprimands and legal threats.
Please help me. I am nice.

Im a Nermerican. Dont they have pop tarts and Graham crackers in this place? Soon as my contracts up Im outa here.

Hello! Kisses and Hugs and Kumbaya and Peace!!! I am a 23 year old citizen of the world. Because I am evidently independently wealthy thanks to having patented and developed a personal time machine, I have lived in every area of the world for 6 years each, including Namibia, Spain, Canada, India, France, Wales, Albuquerque, Korea, Japan, Surrey, India, Kansas, North Dakota, Texas, Middle Earth, Venus, and the year 1249. I am currently planning a move to Magdeburg, and am hoping to find a really hip corner that reminds me of my old place on Mars. I mean a place with loads of nightlife and plenty of argon. Preferably also something with lots of red soil, little oxygen, and much more gravity. I only need 5 bedrooms for myself, and I am willing to spend 6 trillion euros per month. Any tips? Thanks a bunchkbye. Heart Kiss Heart Heart.

Please help. I could read and write while I was still an embryo but now I’ve turned into a total twat what can I do? Any suggestions will be totally fucking ignored thanks

Can someone (preferably a professional) tell me everything I need to know to fit a satellite on my house. And what bits to get. So I can do it myselft and save paying a professional in to do it. Bare in mind that when it does not work I will be repeatedly posting further questions trying to fix it.

Please return all items nicked/appropriated from Canadian tourists in Munich as soon as possible otherwise such personalities will get very MIFFED.
This will also reduce the amount of Canadian squawling about nicked toothpaste and stuff on this forum.

Hi first time poster here!!!!

I've just bought some frozen Edeka Laugen Brezel'n to pop in the oven. However, the box only comes with one big packet of salt to sprinkle over them rather than the individual sachets that I would expect 'at home'. So my question is, is it ok to refreeze the salt once I have opened the packet and taken a bit out of it or should I then store it at room temperature? My german isn't very good yet and I don't understand the instructions properly.

We are 4 people with Bayern Ticket. Are we permitted to swim in the Chiemsee? What would be the cost?