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Couple arrested for having sex in the confessional

"Pompino" is a no-no during morning mass

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Janx Spirit
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ROME, Italy (CNN) -- A man and a woman have been charged by police in Italy after they were found having sex in a confessional.

...a special Mass, or Mass of Reparation, to restore the cathedral's purity would follow.

CNN

"Forgive us - uhh uhh! Father - uhh! - for we are - hhnnnnnnnyaa! - sinning" wink.gif
cb6dba
Sounds like the ultimate time saving activity...

You can pray for forgiveness straight away and not have to worry abut it afterwards!
omjoi
No need to be forgiven: oral sex is not sex.
Clinton rules.
Mapleleafdude
If I knew the things then that I know now... laugh.gif
Don Giovanni
It is a great way of modernizing sin.
This way they'll be forgiven before their sweat dries.

... Also, the priest will not be needing any further details wink.gif
Boxing Roo
QUOTE (Janx Spirit @ Jun 4 2008, 5:01 pm) *

Bishop Antonio Lanfranchi of Cesena-Sarsina took said the couple's behavior was "an outrage of notable proportions which bespeaks unutterable squalor."

QUOTE (Janx Spirit @ Jun 4 2008, 5:01 pm) *

But its alright for priest's to take alter boys up the khyber pass? dry.gif

Carry on Bishop.
Pas
Finally a good use for a church.
z-man99
Molesting underaged boys is accepted by the catholic church. Consensual sex obviously not.
Hypocrites.
William
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Bishop Antonio Lanfranchi ... said the couple's behavior was "an outrage of notable proportions which bespeaks unutterable squalor."

Was he outraged by them having sex in the church or by the inclusion of a woamn in the act? wink.gif
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