English men are useless (apparently)

English men are useless – and here's the TV series to prove it


I love it.

Kicking my heels and rolling helpless with laughter on the floor.

She obviously has superb taste.

hahaha "Her initial quest for excitement in London drew her to the conclusion that the English male is either a repressed homosexual, a drunkard whose alcohol intake renders him incapable, a boarding school product deprived of his mother's love too early in life, or simply a woman-hater."

there are no English in London She probably means all those Americans Canadians GERMANS and Aussie that work there

Are you trying to prove her point? (Also that is either missing an i or a t or another *.)

are there any English men in London? My friends when I was there came from the following countries: India, Bangladesh, Canada, Australia, South Africa, Kenya, Zimbabwe, the Caribean, Poland, Austria, Malta, Ireland, Japan, Scotland, Wales, Russia, Thailand, Cyprus, Greece, Serbia, Israel, Turkey, Egypt. I don't think I actually knew any english men in London other than a Geordie who worked in the London office of my company and a lodger I once had who came from Essex.

I have heard that the truth does that to people.

@ Bell The Cat - lots in the City. I have to say, until I met my Charlie I would almost have said the same...

So North Americans are the new renowned Casanovas of the world. May I hang my English misogynistic head in shame.


Many English men are hunting down women from India, Bangladesh, Canada, Australia, South Africa, Kenya, Zimbabwe, the Caribean, Poland, Austria, Malta, Ireland, Japan, Scotland, Wales, Russia, Thailand, Cyprus, Greece, Serbia, Israel, Turkey, Egypt and not England.

lol

Her problem is obvious. She is a minger, obviously. To pull a British bloke she has to compete with the likes of Claudia Schiffer (whom is married to an English chap) and Heidi Klum who is also married to an English chap.

With us English chaps having to fight off the likes of Klum and Schiffer, mingers like this Canuck have no chance.

Funny how these German supermodels are marrying us English guys. Not bad for been useless.

oh yeah, I just love the running man

I bet she has got a fat arse just like all the Canadian women I have met. They have a diiferent concept of what is slim than I do.

And now for another strange Canadian – this one is on TT and goes by the name jojothelittleindianboy.
A while back he sent me a PM titled “Eat me“.
It went as follows (cut and paste):

Typical pompous British comment...you are such an angry folk...mmm let me see...didn't qualify for Euro08...Got reamed in the ass by Gerorge Bush... Prince Philip is a closet nazi...You all have messed up teeth (ever heard of dentists?)...Imperial unit system? huh? - it's 2008 not 1824...you drive on the wrong side of the road...english is a derivative of germanic (god that must tear u apart)...Jaguar is owned by the Indians (ouch)...Mini by the Germans ( and what a difference it makes)...and I heard the Chinease were coming in for the kill...and the queen has a penis.
Beggars can't be choosers, so I guess that's why you're a Brit!

Issn't Canada still a colony of England, and Canadian people from French and English ancestors

And the Queen of England is the Queen of Canada, so jojotheidiot is insulting his queen too

oh come oooon... Canadian girls are gorgeous!

A Canadian commenting on the inadequacy of English men, coming from a country whose only notable claim to fame seems to be as the neighbour of the U.S of A, that, as they say, is rich.

Where is this guy hiding??? is he accepting offers???

Nah! He likes to do the chaining and whipping... apparently.

Hello Sin, I am Jeff and new to this chat stuff, guess you can brag you were my first, knowing that please take it easy on me cause it sounds like some other man ticked you off. So whats the topic? Drugs, did my share there and here. Sure you 've heard L.A is a sewer for that. Anyway been staying clean lately, just finished writting a book and need head space. Sorry, ha ha {laughing at mtself} don't even know if this is how the chat thing works. Are you even there?
From Jeff ps.As for being useless, I am not english and will agree with you.{smile}
jeffhairabedian@yahoo.com

Sounds like another woman (the one in the TV series) who is dissapointed when the entire world hasnt changed itself to match what she wants.

Too, polite, too...my arse.

She prob the type to complain all the men are too polite and then winge none open/keep the door open for her.

Perhaps she should stick an LED on her head to give the world a hint at what she realy wants.

Or, come and visit me, I still have my old north east ways lurking at the back of my head. Providing she washes and irons well we will gte along just fine...

Even better - sexually repressed Canadian Anglophobe in speculation shocker:


Some women may actually enjoy some fun with a dildo

To be fair this applies to the whole country rather than London itself. We do love the way you speak though which in some cases alone will get you laid.

Sincerely,

A Canuck who has a fetish for boarding school products deprived of their mother's love too early in life

Yes i'm sure all English chaps would agree with you.

Did I miss another pointless waste of cash, sorry I mean Royal Wedding...

Did he fly to the church in a big helecopter type thing?

What the OP fails to understand is..

Usefull men are always busy doing something for someone.

Useless men are always busy doing what they want...