I found a feather in my tea

Just avian a larf ey.

Egg-zactly.

I will share this to go with the tea. Is featherless

That really takes the cake!

Fork-oodness sake!

You think we should drink sake with it? Hmmm, not really my cup of tea.

What a rum idea! I'd have to be a real fruitcake to suggest that.

At least we'd all be in fine feather if we had a drink.

Cheese, stop wining, willya?

I guess my goose is cooked.

Sugar, you're in a jam.

US version: Honey, you're in a pickle.

Moi? You're out to lunch, honey.

It's Ceylon discussion...

That's because Earl Grey just stepped out.

Gotta go, I've got a date with a real peach. This thread's been milked for all it's worth.

Yup, it's a dead duck all right.

Speaking of birds, my chicks are crying for food so I'd better go or I'll be in the soup.

Ah go on, the quack was mytea.

Just for an update, the company will send me free tea Hope its clean

Did a little bird tell you that?

Must be part of their customer service claws.

That's at least one customer as happy as a lark.

Ask them not to deliver it airmail this time.

They just might decide to send it by carrier pigeon instead.