Badminton @ RSC Nymphenburg

Or Topsy can play a handicap match, 2 on 1

xargon

ok, looks like im playing, just please be gentle

OK, I've just missed an S-bahn, sorry!
I'll just be a tad late arriving at the tram stop, but not toooo late, just a little. That is assuming of course that the S1 is on time (as it usually is) - .
Xargon, you've got my handy number, I think, so give me a tinkle if anything goes wrong. Otherwise I'll see you at the tramstop at about 25 to 7. OK?

No worries. See you then.

xargon

xargon: I could have met you there on time instead but I think Topsey is on the S Buan and I have ran out of credit no my phone. I will try to ring if I get credit.

My racket has arrived from Éire, so I am ready to play. See ye's Thursday !

@False,

Nice one. I am assuming you will be sober when you play.

@ All,

When is badminton mentioned in the Bible? In the story of Joseph serving in Pharoah's court.

Not many takers for badminton yet this week - don't forget to sign up!

I am In - Alive and Kicking..., well just. .

Sorry for the delay... I was too busy posting on all the threads relating to politics or sex. I'm in! Put a nice new grip on!

Hi everyone, any last minute takers for badders this week?
Looks like we'll only need two courts at this rate...

So far we've got:
Anabi
Billybob
Ellewood
Ravski
False
Asq
Madgibson
Me

Any additionals are welcome, but please try to let me know (preferably here), so we can consolidate numbers.
thanks a lot

When do you book the courts ?

I don't have any shuttlecocks, is that ok ?

Edit: Head is ok. I think. Just don't ask me anything too complex as thinking hurts.

@False:

We have plenty of Shuttlecocks. Hows the head?

hey guys, if anyone has an extra bat please bring it along. The rental bats really suck and I haven't had a chance to go get a new one yet.

@Roots: you can have one of mine.

Bat?? What sport are you playing??

@hazza

Sorry I meant to say racket. Guess I was still thinking cricket

Sad Joke

1. In order to score a player must land his ? in his opponents court.

2. Players may only handle the ? before serving or after scoring.

3. If a player does not get the ? into his opponents court for any reason then he does not score and cannot try again until he has service again.

4. Damaged ? should not be used as this can cause irritation to the court surface.

5. Rubber covers are advised for safety as they are about 99% less likely to damage the court.

6. Courts with worn or damaged patches should not be used for at least two weeks.

Please dont beat me up for this...

hey topsy thanks for putting me down. looking forward to a bit of a bash around tomorrow ;-)

Aorry guys u'll have to do without me this week. But ill be back with pent up frustration and extra energy next week!

Satman's going for a curry in Rama tonight after his squash, with a bunch of squash players, and he asked if we badminton people wanted to join them. So I'll be going along, hopefully some of you guys can make it as well?
Rama is basically on the tram line we get back into town from InJoy, get off at the Mercedes building. Apparently they do a nice Balti in there. Can't wait, it'll make a nice change from pizza

Hey fellow swatters... apologies for missing last night. I was stuck in the meeting from Hell (or Helles?) until 7:45... I wanted to SMS someone then realized I don't have anyones cell #! (Had yours Topsy until a software upgrade on my phone). And I regripped my raq!

Anyway I'd still cover my share (thoug shouldn't work reimburse me?)... Look forward to next week.

Shame you could not make it. I paid for the courts so you can pay me when we bump into each other next time.

My body aches and i didnt even play. Hope u guys had fun

we had fun, but we missed you!!!

Yup, badminton was fun as always but the unplanned visit to Rama afterwards helped me discover yet another gem of an Indian restaurant in Munich.

Hi Guys,

Not sure if I can make it this week. You will have to get injured by someone else. I will notify you all if things change. When is this being booked.

topsy, can u put one more name down for badders on thursday? from 8 to 9. cheers ears

sorry topsy, forget that last post. he's put himself down on the reservation list.

I will be playing after all. See you all there.

any more last minute takers? we're still missing a couple of regulars

Hi... sorry for the delay... finishing the work madness today so will be there! 7-9 if possible. Will also go to res page

l'm in, if only to make up for last weeks dismal performance...

hehe billy i think we have a bit to make up for from last week.

Sounds like this week will be competitve. Shall I wear padding.

yes! because newtonpc is coming and he has a hammer of a slam ;-)

@ellewood: Looks like I need wear a helmet too.

All I say is watch out for ravski. He is a mean mofo!

Xargon

Hey Xargon: Its just hormones

And im gonna be back to argue the girls side. Me and Ellewood have got enough agression and competiveness in us to beat any of u 'men'!

yes, but i need to calm down a bit. have broken so many rackets with my macenroe fits ;-)

@Ravski- Because of your hormone spike, I almost lost my hormone factory!

I am wearing a crotch guard tomorrow.

xargon

Please dont injure me ravski, i want to look good this weekend!

So who's ready for some cock bashing tonight?

"cock bashing" Owey, this event gets more and more violent!

cheers!
xargon

I guess ill be early again, (even though im planning a quick shopping trip pre game), so if u see a blonde why not stop and pick me up at the tram stop

DISCLAIMER 1: Elyot arrives 11 am tomorrow, i accept no responsibilities to injuried caused to another person, due to them picking me up.

DISCLAIMER 2: I apolagise for any emotional stress caused by possible threats of violence by the previous disclaimer. Elyot is infact harmless, and wouldn't hurt a fly.

PS I have now gone insane and will explode in 30 seconds. I need to get out of this office.

PPS I apolagise for any confusion, and take no reposibility for the radomness of my post. I will now shut up.

@chewy: It will take a lot more than that to make you look bad

Cheers!
Xargy

@Chewy: You need help

Ravski, i know. His plane lands at 10.50am!!!

ahhhh... the anticipation of young love...

xargon

@Chewy, hold on to your hormones