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johnnydee82
WE need a male cat for our extreamly needy female cat who is in some need of some loving

PM me if need be

Kev
PES
Shouldn´t this be in adult chat?
eurovol
Let me fix that for you!
QUOTE (PES @ May 20 2008, 8:36 pm) *
Shouldn´t this be in adult cat?
danclarkie
best topic ever.
Kay
Yup, it's the cat's whiskers.
Mik Dickinson
Shit i only read the samll print saw pussy and well you know
sarabyrd
QUOTE (PES @ May 20 2008, 8:36 pm) *
Shouldn´t this be in adult chat?

No, that would be a chat of a different color.
Krieg
I live in Pberg and I have a male cat, but I am not sure about his sexuality and he is a little bit unfriendly.
PES
QUOTE (Krieg @ May 21 2008, 12:04 pm) *
and he is a little bit unfriendly.

Maybe he is just sexually deprived?
Crack_Cocaine
QUOTE (Krieg @ May 21 2008, 12:04 pm) *
I live in Pberg and I have a male cat, but I am not sure about his sexuality and he is a little bit unfriendly.

How did you come to this conclusion, just out of curiousity?
timezoner
can't you get her a dildo ? or (seekings diy trick)make one from an old cigar tube and some wasps
Crack_Cocaine
QUOTE (johnnydee82 @ May 20 2008, 8:09 pm) *
WE need a male cat for our extreamly needy female cat who is in some need of some loving

PM me if need be

Kev

Anyway, good luck with finding what you want- i'm sure you're not the only person on TT looking for pussy.
johnnydee82
Ha Ha - Thanks for all the ammusing replies. Gave me a giggle but in all seriousness my Cat needs some love. If anyone has a male cat willing to you know get it on with a female cat get in touch

Kev
scatty-cat
Why not just get her spayed? Surely there are enough cats that are already in need of homes? e.g. http://www.tierschutz-berlin.de/

Then you wouldn't have to try and find her a male cat and she would be happier... but just a thought.
johnnydee82
We plan on keeping the "kittens" and I dont want her sprayed due to the fact she is an indoor cat and not very active which will in turn make her fat
HEM
QUOTE (johnnydee82 @ May 24 2008, 12:00 am) *
... which will in turn make her fat

reminds of old joke where little girl is saying "our pussy is called Cooking Fat".
Old lady: "thats a strange name".
Little girl: "every time daddy comes home drunk from the pub he trips over her and says Get that Cooking Fat out of here"
eurovol
A song for your pussy.
Krieg
QUOTE (Crack_Cocaine @ May 21 2008, 12:09 pm) *
How did you come to this conclusion, just out of curiousity?

When we put him in the cat hotel they always told me he hates the females and got a male buddy to cuddle.
Belloc
gay cats

why don't you just let her go outside I'm sure she will be able to find one cat, or a buncha cats that would run a train on her bwhahahaha what a slut
loverboy
Hi.
There is a voodooist here by the name pluto08, tell him to change me into a male cat and l would do a good job instead of starving your cat tongue.gif
bluedave
Very strange post to have a pussy looking for a cock but funny neverthless, ty. smile.gif
cosine
There is a gang of cats that hang out on the roof of the building behind me. I call them "The Roof Cats" and refer to them as if they're a half street gang, half prohibition-era jazz troupe. The way they squable, I think they are in definite need of some action. Perhaps if you leave your cat on said roof, she'll get everything she wanted.
xman99
QUOTE (Crack_Cocaine @ May 21 2008, 12:12 pm) *
Anyway, good luck with finding what you want- i'm sure you're not the only person on TT looking for pussy.

I think he was looking for cock for his pussy...
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