Hi,

I am fairly new to Germany and am really struggling to get to grips with both the vocabulary and the rather difficult grammar here. I have attended a number of Toytown events but no matter how much I listen and practise speaking I just cannot seem to make any progreess. Some of the accents make understanding what was said very diffificult indeed - especially in a noisy bar.

If you are a cockey, a northerner, a jock or even welsh and would like to swap your mad dialect for my English then please PM me and maybe we could meet up?

What about offline sewage receptacles? I think you and Genny should hook up.

I used to have a dialect before I came here over 30 years ago, but now I can only speak pidgin gobbledegook (possibly with a slight Bavarian accent). Will that do?