Where can I buy a pair of shoes? - Munich

Must be one left and one right.

You can have mine, as you can see, they are too big and therefore about your size.



And they come with a bag of 10 videos.

DDBug this would be perfect for my red tunique.

Sold! Which videos do you prefer to watch?

Useless! That's what you are. Useless! I need to know where I can buy a pair of shoes, one left and one right, and not a pair of bondaged tongues with heels.

Don't tell me you've been hopping around on one leg ever since you lost that shoe a year ago, and now you've gone and lost the other one? I mean, losing one shoe, OK, that can happen to anyone, but someone who can lose two shoes in two years really doesn't have a leg to stand on.

If it's any help, I passed by the Schuh Klein shop the other day, and the window was full of right-hand-shoes. If you get one of those, you could then hop along to Tretter and see if they have any left ones left.

If there are no left ones left I can still buy a right one, right?

Come to think of it, isn't Schuh Klein just above Ned Kelly's? You can hear the strains of "Waltzing Matilda" and "Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport" coming from the basement when you go down the little alleyway beside the shop to see what goodies they have in the back window (ooh, maybe that's where they keep the naughty left-hand shoes). You could always go in Ned's and get plastered to the point where you find it easy to crawl to the next left-handed shoeshop. Or just do a Rolf Harris and pretend you're Jake the Peg with the extra leg.

Size matters! If you have little impy feet, then you are all set at Deichmanns, but if you have manly man feet, you are screwed anywhere in Germany. I wear 48s and I just can't find my size here in anything decent.

Try Schuh Mann at Rotkreuzplatz.

...some people would just love to be screwed anywhere in Germany :-))

I am sorry to add this here, but I am a newbe, and need help. My GF wants to buy some Sundane suncreen from a store named DM, which she bought several years ago. Does anyone know if DM has a web site, or how I might find that sunscreen??? Thanks for your help!

The Sundance range from Drogerie Markt.

Are they videos relating to the shoes? Does that mean they are foot fetish videos? I don't really understadn foot fetishes, but I've seen pretty much all the decent porn on the entire internet, so I'm looking for a new direction.

I've got a pair of cut off wellies that I was thinking of putting on ebay, but you can make me an offer.

They're black and smell only faintly of rotting fish.

Male or female? I am all for helping people, but I do have a limit you know.

Rotting fish, huh?

Sorry, but if I wanted to buy a pair of bukkake boots I would have indicated as much.

Ah, c'mon, stop playing sillybuggers and tell us what you want them for.

If it's really just the naughty left-hand ones you're after, you might find what you need at the Sinister Footwear store.

a shoe shop always works for me , just a thought

For anyone having trouble finding shoes in the right size: Make your own, like our ancestors did 5000 years ago:



A Czech professor of shoe research has reconstructed the shoes that Oetzi wore, and reckons they're better than anything you can buy today.


One snag: the soles are made from bearskin, so you'll have to catch your bear first.

They just don't make 'em like they used to any more. Don't worry about fashion trends. You can wear these with anything. Quality never goes out of style.