Claudia Schiffer's latest Vogue photos disappoint

Various publications are currently running a headline that the June 2008 edition of Vogue Germany has topless photos of Claudia Schiffer.

The Sun's: Claudia Schiffer goes topless.
Marie Claire's: Claudia Schiffer's naked cover.

But damn it, she's no more naked than in any of the other bazillion of photos she's done previously.

These newspapers ought to be prosecuted for false advertising and wasting my precious mouse click time.

All I can say is that if promoting websites that waste people's time was a prosecutable offence you would be burning in hell as we speak.

Now you're the boss, but isn't this more of a vent posting?

Found this the other day and thought it was appropriate: Celebrities Before & After Photoshop

I am all for stating when a woman is a beauty, but I never got the C.S. thing. She looks horsey to me.

Totally agree there.

Put me in the cowboy category that wants to ride that filly.

From your Google images link.

How much more topless do you want?

Claudia Schiffer Topless

Claudia UptheShitter. heh heh. Michelle Forafiver. Heh heh heh.

I love being 15.

The front page would be better if Einstein's pic was to the right and above Claudia's. I am there with you don.

I love that Claudia Schiffer still looks like when I was 15. I doubt that she's a real person, probably she gets recast every couple of years.

Solid work, there, Job.

Especially fine in the younger years.

she was with david copperfeild he had a magic dick according to claudia he could really make it dissappear.

I was in Berlin yesterday heading to KADEWE on Ku'damm strasse when I approached the intersection across the street from store I couldn't help but notice larger than life this picture of Claudia Schiffer is one of the windows of KADEWE. It's huge it takes up the whole store front window. Then on top of the window picture is another gigantic pic of scantily clad Claudia from the Vogue spread with her in hot pants and knee high stockings in another provocative pose. This picture is even bigger than the window picture.

As I was standing waiting to cross the street I couldn't help but over hear a man's comments as he was speaking English. He said while looking at the pic "Just look at those pictures, there's nothing sacred anymore"!

What I didn't hear say is "There's no nipples, damn it."

man I keep hearing the name "Claudia Schiffer" everywhere I go but I still don't know who the heck she is. Is she a porn star? (judging from your picture) I don't think she's that hot.
I'd pick Heidi over her any day. I also liked that brunette chick from Die Wilden Kerle 4. She was wearing a turban and her face was mostly covered up the entire time but the mask thing eventually came off and she looked pretty amazing. I think she's German too.

No, she is not a porn star, she is a super model. You can read up on her here.

...oh.
I'm sorry. that was my bad.
But I still don't think she's that hot though even though she looks way better than Janice Dickinson. Why does that bitch keep telling people she's an international supermodel? I bet no one has even heard of her before she made that stupid appearence on The Surreal Life and made a fool of herself as usual. She reminds me of Madonna. They're both pushing 50 and stilll selling ass.