Hi there! May I join?

I am not a native speaker, but would love to join - is that ok?

Only if you are cute and single!

I am noot a native speaker either... the most important is to pass the test ... how many pints of beer can you drink ?

And easy. Don't forget easy Pig!
The beer quota will help define this.

Is that pints of virgin's blood, only available at the other English club, after 10pm but before 12am, and the full moon must be shining, or pints of beer.

Apparently virgin's blood make you look more youthful, especially if it from a young female

Look at the section "meetups in munich" and pick something that might interest you. Don't worry about language, it always improves after the second beer. Tuesdays are probably best for mingling but all events can be fun.

as long as you don't complain and whine when we complain about germany and/or non english speakers

...or you'll end up like LittleSprite. Sad case, that.

ups, thought I did reply to a specific group. think I just made a complete a... of myself. but thanks for the welcome guys see you around...

I'm afraid that TT is anything but specific.