Elisabeth Fritzel has been crowned the Hide and Seek champion of the world, after succesfully hiding for 24 years.
The McCann and Matthews families are furious, saying she cheated cos she had help from her dad!!
You are viewing a low-graphics version of this page. Click the headline to view full version:
Elisabeth and Josef Fritzl jokes
Hide and seek champions of the world
very sick to make a joke like that
When asked by the Austrian media if he had ever met Josef Fritzl's daughter Alice, the family's next door neighbour replied "Alice? Who the fuck is Alice? For twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice?"
Received today...
An Austrian proverb - women are like a good wine, best left to mature in a cellar.
I bought a book on eBay, "A diary of 42 year old Austrian". It wasn't very interesting...
Monday- stayed in.
Tuesday-stayed in.
Wednesday-stayed in.
Thursday- Dad popped round...
Sound of Music II will be released soon featuring the von trapped family.
And I'm spent.
An Austrian proverb - women are like a good wine, best left to mature in a cellar.
I bought a book on eBay, "A diary of 42 year old Austrian". It wasn't very interesting...
Monday- stayed in.
Tuesday-stayed in.
Wednesday-stayed in.
Thursday- Dad popped round...
Sound of Music II will be released soon featuring the von trapped family.
And I'm spent.
I'm sure that there's a sick "knock-knock" joke in there somewhere.
Old Austrian proverb : Women are like fine wines, best left to mature in the cellar
Nice family house for sale in Austria. It's a two up seven down
Nice family house for sale in Austria. It's a two up seven down
What is common between Elizabeth Fritzl and Australia?
Both are 'No Longer Down Under'
Both are 'No Longer Down Under'
Surprised the jokes took that long to circulate. Sure there's a goat farm one in there somewhere.
What's the population of Austria?
About twice as many as you'd think
After their lifetime of sexual abuse, psychiatrists treating the Fritzl children have decided its best to bring in a Catholic Priest.
Not for spiritual guidance, but to avoid withdrawal symptoms.
Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late.
In fact, police have said that he has "Been coming into his own".
Austrian nonce Josef Fritzl is writing a new book.
People are doubting though whether it will be a best cellar.
After it emerged that a man locked his daughter in a cellar for 24 years and inflicted beatings and rape, the world reacted with shock upon hearing the news. All except the Muslim community, who couldn't understand what all the fuss was about.
About twice as many as you'd think
After their lifetime of sexual abuse, psychiatrists treating the Fritzl children have decided its best to bring in a Catholic Priest.
Not for spiritual guidance, but to avoid withdrawal symptoms.
Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late.
In fact, police have said that he has "Been coming into his own".
Austrian nonce Josef Fritzl is writing a new book.
People are doubting though whether it will be a best cellar.
After it emerged that a man locked his daughter in a cellar for 24 years and inflicted beatings and rape, the world reacted with shock upon hearing the news. All except the Muslim community, who couldn't understand what all the fuss was about.
Knock knock.
QUOTE (lilplatinum @ May 6 2008, 4:41 pm) 
..All except the Muslim community, who couldn't understand what all the fuss was about.
HAHAHA
QUOTE (Bumpy @ May 7 2008, 9:57 am)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Me, you slut, so you have been two-timing after all!
The Fritzl Family Theme Song
The Fritzl Family Theme Song
The MVV Partner Tageskarte - For up to five adults and lots of children, perfect for Austrian families visiting Munich.
This isn't a joke, but WTF is Josef Fritzl doing on Facebook?!
The German satire magazine Titanic announced that Josef Fritzl is to be the official mascot of the European Soccer Championship:
You are viewing a low fidelity version of this page. Click to view the full page.