Toytown Maypole

So, after all the maibaums have gone up around Bavaria and nether regions...

I asked around the office what you called the signs... I got names "Maibaum tafel" or "Maibaum Schmuck"

If we someone created a Toytown Maibaum, what would you stick on it?

Maß of Bier for starters.
And a plate of curry.

Rugby ball?

Oh and pictures of a dictionary and a grammar book for the pedants plus probably some kind of "love/hate USAians" logo.

TT logo obviously and a bacon butty and HP sauce bottle.

boxing gloves
a small flag of every country represented here.
one side for those that hate it here and the other side of those saying Fuck off if you hate it here!

The food everyone seems to miss
The German food that they accept
Dirndl and Lederhosen
Skis/snowboards/sleds
A struck-through Verboten sign
Tipped by a huge "Search" button

EDIT: And I would put it in a different place every week.

A caricature of Editor Bob.
Someone walking across the road against a red light.

The Pit

A smaller, older Maibaum somewhere nearby with a sign that says "It's not like it used to be" on it.

A flounce tag.

BadBob. Right at the top. (only joking, probably)

A bad doggie on top, you know the pointy bit

Marmite.

Not sure what I would put on it but I have plenty of suggestions as to where to stick it...

New livers?

I can't think of anything in my present state of inebriation but:


That hit the spot.
Not that the spot is anywhere near where it used to be.

Can I nail an Ami to it??

And the newer one can have the following:

"Toytown Germany. The internet's natural Pheromone. Attracts more cunts than you will know what to do with"

I would stick a collection of Lars Burmeister photos on the Maibaum. He is German and he is hot, what better way to celebrate the month of May?

It seems he's so thin his trousers fall down as well. Somebody buy him a belt.

I'll volunteer to hold his pants.

A big statue of Arthur 'Bomber' Harris. (maybe that would have to stand at the bottom)

An umbrella.

To keep the sun off presumably.

A scarf.

Perhaps this scarf thing when they have a cold isn't so daft. At least you know to stay away from them.