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Germans have better sex than other nations
Two thirds of Kraut chicks get satisfaction
No kidding keydeck, it's like the blind leading the blind in here.
the germans are not "better" simply "happy" with what they have .. just like their bad food service, piss poor grocery stores and driving skills.. if anyone has ever looked Extra's motto "is es ist okay" I think This should be Germany's Motto.. they are merily happy with their mediocure sex life and thank god they have one.
Also I have met at least one Englishman who was not a flop in bed..
Also I have met at least one Englishman who was not a flop in bed..
These figures are based on an internet survey answered by 1037 people.
Lets just free associate for a minute and combine these statistics with the internet ramblings regarding sex of some online personas of your acquaintance.
After a moments reflection you know that these figures are suspect, because a real internet survey with real people would have only come to one conclusion:
Goat pornography IS better.
Lets just free associate for a minute and combine these statistics with the internet ramblings regarding sex of some online personas of your acquaintance.
After a moments reflection you know that these figures are suspect, because a real internet survey with real people would have only come to one conclusion:
Goat pornography IS better.
shouldn't we ask the goats that?
If anyone would care to ask my husband when we last had sex, I think you´ll find he can´t remember either.
I suspect that the Germans work on the theory that if they only perform once a year, then the partner is going to be so overcome by it all that they, of course, will describe it as "very good sex"
I suspect that the Germans work on the theory that if they only perform once a year, then the partner is going to be so overcome by it all that they, of course, will describe it as "very good sex"
@Moonboot
If ask you must, doing something wrong you are.
If ask you must, doing something wrong you are.
perhaps I'm getting the beards mixed up...
QUOTE (Lifeisabuffet @ May 7 2008, 1:25 pm) 
You know there is a whole range of activities between Blümchensex and whips and handcuffs, you don't have to go the both extremes to have fun. And only girls like Blümchensex and it's usually totally boring for guys to have Blümchensex.
Whoa there Silver, it's a old tradition in Germany:
QUOTE (LittleSprite @ May 7 2008, 1:25 pm)
How good is your German?
QUOTE (Pas @ May 7 2008, 1:27 pm)
She was OK at the start but had to get rid of her in the end.
By contrast mine's great - 23 years on. I must be lucky
Of course all the german ladies are having better sex, it started in 2003 when I got here
QUOTE (LittleSprite @ May 7 2008, 1:19 pm)
It's all about laughing with the guy, buffy, and losing an erection wasn't the issue anyway. Sex should be fun and giggles and merrymaking - not the "who's better in bed than who, and is everybody doing everything right and which nation wins" thing some people here try to turn it into.
i have to agree on this one, sometimes things just get funny or don't work out the way you think. After you been in a relationship long enough some things are just funny! If you can'T laugh then something is wrong.
QUOTE (LittleSprite @ May 7 2008, 1:25 pm)
How good is your German?
Well I am currently knocked up...
I truly don't think you can compare men by a whole country. Each man is different.
Now for Germans being happy with their sex lives...hmmm not so sure. I know of some people complaining. Not about quality though, more about lack of sex...
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