Germans have better sex than other nations

Yahoo! News: Deutsche haben besseren Sex als andere Nationen

I'm jealous. Lucky bastards.

Of course they have better sex, but only them that are sleeping with T.T. members.

So who considers changing their citizenship now?

So it seems the krauts are happier with their sex life than the Latino experts.

It's a matter of how high your expectations are. Latinos are overrated.

If Germans have the best sex, why are some German women are going on "vacation" in Jamaica?

Sextourismus von Frauen

Just goes to show you how crap surveys like this are.


Also goes to show you that perhaps the people surveyed might just have lower expectations.

Maybe these two German guys have screwed...errr...skewed the stats?

Ass-Dur

Depends on the survey - I read one recently saying German men are "flops" in bed. Maybe the women are sleeping with non-Germans?

Or just easily satisfied and need to sleep with more non-Germans to see what they are missing?

True germans are better at sex,have more sex and enjoy sex more than other nations eg USA...where your average chick is afraid of getting her mouth open for the old king wurst

Funny little thread - as far as I can see the survey doesn't say that Germans have "better" sex, just that more Germans are happy with the sex they have than people of other nations. Not quite sure why this seems to irk people so much...If it's a matter of low expectations, so what? It still means people are happy. Good for them/us.

Btw the worst "flop" in bed I've experienced was with an English guy.

Now that's going to open a can of worms.

I am sure more English guys will want to date you from this point on cause men love women who insult them about their sexuality. Not.

True english geezers are crap in bed and thats world known...but have you seen the state of the females in the uk...makes sense then when you see the bruisers being turned out there, a common trait of scottish lasses with legs like a bodybuilding toad.Don`t mention the state of the brits teeth...

I'm not on the lookout as it is.

Anyway unlike other people on here,I didn't claim that men of a specific nationality are a flop in bed...Reading things into things there, my dear.

So LittleSprite you speak of the worst flop as if it is one of many. Is this a common occurence in your sex live?

English girls generally leave a lot to be desired for. No wonder so many English men leave the country in the search for 'foriegn pastures'.

What is a "flop" in bed?
Someone who lies in bed like dead fish during sex?
Someone who sits on the bed and waits for the women to give instructions?
Someone who already cums while you are sipping your drinks at the bar?
Someone who already cums 1.2 seconds into sex?
Can you be specific what you are refering to when you say "flop in bed"?

Thanks for your concern - there might have been two or three...none even remotely close to my experience with that English lad though.

Going by that list, I'd say you got more experience there than I do.

I took offense to the "latinos are overrated" comment. May I prove you wrong?

I'm all for rectifying things. Not sure my bf would approve though...

I am pretty sure he would, German boys love threesomes.

I wonder why that is, maybe they need the help.

Who said anything about German boys?

Actually I came up with that list after reading about German women posting about their sexual problems with German men in a forum.

Ewig schlechter Sex oder einfach Schluss machen?

You seem to read up an awful lot on bad sex. A trouble shared...?

Ladies, please there is any easy solution to these sexual problems. Just visit www.AschaffenburgCallBoy.com.

I don't know you tell me. You are the one who is talking about flops and how overrated latinos are. Next you are going to talk about Afro-Americans.

Just a bit of teasing, buffy. Sex isn't all about surveys and statistics, you know.

I need to run. If you are in distress, call Aschaffenburgboy and he'll show you the top of the backside.

I think that Aschaffenburg should go and visit LittleSprite and give her a good banging. I dont think she is getting enough.

Thanks for the offer - no need for it though.

Btw - sure sometimes things go wrong in bed. So what - if you can't laugh in bed, where can you laugh?

I have developed a technic, is called Kamachupa. I can show you if you want.

Note: LittleSprite hasn't commented on the Finn MacCool performance of the Irish in bed.

Don't expect me to kiss and tell!

I am sure the guys will be really impressed when you laugh at them as they lose their erection.

Germans have better sex than other nations...

Sure. Whatever you say...

Next week: Germans have better sex service than other nations

It's all about laughing with the guy, buffy, and losing an erection wasn't the issue anyway. Sex should be fun and giggles and merrymaking - not the "who's better in bed than who, and is everybody doing everything right and which nation wins" thing some people here try to turn it into.

Aha, a fan of Blümchensex?!?
But a minute ago you were talking about how some men were a total failure in bed, you are contradicting yourself.

Blühmchensex can be good, buffy. Doesn't have to be whips and handcuffs all the time. The fun is in the variety you see.

And not at all - the failures are the guys who think they need to impress with all the wrong stuff. Booooring.

Which is perhaps where we struggle. Germans (with the possible exception of yourself) not exactly being world famous for their humour and fun.

How good is your German?

You know there is a whole range of activities between Blümchensex and whips and handcuffs, you don't have to go the both extremes to have fun. And only girls like Blümchensex and it's usually totally boring for guys to have Blümchensex.

She was OK at the start but had to get rid of her in the end.

can't imagine having sex with a flower, personally. Can't even see how it would work.

Well, if you are a bee...

It's about whatever pleases people, buffy. Whether it's Blümchensex or any other variety. It's childish to sneer at people who are happy with their sex life just because that particular thing isn't for you.

Hmmm yeah, go on with your Blümchensex. And when you grow up, then you'll start having normal sex like adults.
p.s. if you are happy with your current and your former sex life, you don't badmouth your ex-sex partners missy.

Just hit View New Posts and saw these two threads at the top. Seemed appropriate.

Germans have better sex than other nations
Adventures in Eating Out

LS & LIAB, sounds like you two need to get a fucking room together.