How would you react please? - Germany

Im sitting in an internet cafe, the guy next to me is constantly muttering and making anti gay comments and swigging his weissbier, he's pissing everybody off. I want to tell the f**ker to shut the f**k up, what is your recommendation

Can you tell him to shut the fuck up in German? It'd get the point across easier. Most Germans tend to be non-confrontational (apart from a predilection for starting land wars in Europe) so if you appear to be more important, e.g. louder, than he is then he'll probably comply. Given the beer though there's always a chance that he'll have a go. Be prepared for that if you say anything.

I dont know its difficult

whats wrong with simply shut the fuck up?

What's wrong with "shut the fuck up" is that it gives him too easy an opportunity to go into an Auslander rant. Admonishing him in his own language, assuming he is German, is always better.

Halts maul du A**ch seems not right in the situation and i dont want to end up being seen as the said A'Loch

I would complain to the owner/manager of the place. you have no idea if this man is a lunatic, don't take any chances.

Is he pissing everyone off or just you? If he is pissing everyone off, then just go to the manager and tell him to do something before you do. If he is just pissing you off, then move.

The manager is politely laughing and trying to keep it quiet. should I tell the manager how much it hisses me off

Assuming you're male put your hand on his knee & blow him a kiss

Eurovol, you got in there before I had chance to reply. I think everyone is pissed off but trying to ignore it. I am pretending I dont understand at the moment but I wabt to let him know how crap his brain is

Give him a Kirby kiss instead then.

Is that similar to a glasgee kiss

Good luck, I am still trying to convince half of America how crap their brains are for voting for Bush. To be honest, this drunk piss-ant is probably not worth it. Take leky's advice and just toast him with his own fears!

Yes but probably not as hard.

Muttering and swigging Weißbier I can understand (up to that point it could be me), but what's motivated him to make "anti-gay comments"?

Interested in the kirby version, with which bit of my anatomy should I hit him. Some bits may hurt me more than it does him

Urrrmmm, because, well, like, he doesn't, urrmmm, well, like, urrrmmmm, gay people? Like?

The only Kirby I know of is a vacuum cleaner that is one mean suck. Would give a whole new meaning to suckface wouldn't it?

His motivation,
This guy walks into the bar with two attractive girls, does the usual munich hello kiss kiss shit and sits down. Motivation, inadequacy and jealousy, and fear of shirts with pink in them is my guess as an observer

Hmm, I would guess you have never hd a run in with a scouser...use your head!!

but I thought scouse was a potato dish, speciality of liverpool

Especially for you Kirby Kiss Is your neighbor still muttering??

I don't like Lancastrians (perhaps), but I only insult them when I meet one.