Champagne and caviar shower gel - Germany

Champagne and caviar shower gels, as spotted at dm-drogerie markt.

From the blurb on the label...

A unique preparation of precious champagne/caviar extract to indulge your skin every time you shower. The mild ingredients conserve natural moisture and leave your skin feeling incomparably smooth. For an unusually luxurious showering experience and soft, tender skin all day long. With extract from real/natural champagne/caviar.

Made in Germany by the company réell'e.

€1.95 a bottle.

Lovely.

Not sure I wanna to try that!

Mmmmm, dahling, I love when you smell of expensive fish eggs...

Has to be a wind up...considering they tend to make hair products.

More like an extract of urine!

Actually Caviar extract is used in beauty products, La Prairie has a line of skin care products with caviar extract, very expensive, and smells very nice and no fish smell LOL, except it doesn't do the miracle they claim it does.

I can imagine the champagne one to be quite nice...but what does caviar smell of??? euhw.

How much caviar and champagne extract is going to be in the bottle for €1,95. Not much, I'd say...

People, people, people, read the ingredients and you will find that you are putting everything on your body from caffeine to placental extracts. Most make-up is made of unwanted restaurant fats (huge business in that aspect) and animal hooves and God knows what else. Most people don't have a clue as to what all animal by-products go into. You can't wear fur, but you can smear cow hooves all over your face. Eating meat is a no-no, but that fat based base make-up just looks so good on you. I laugh at the absurdity of it all.

I am a full-fledged carnivore.

I see that some people don't really get the double meaning...can it still be considered as innuendo?