Dear TT, what is your real name?

I kind of feel silly when I want to call you by your nickname so just tell me your life story and your first name and yes that would be wonderful.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

TT history

My name is Stelle Komana, I'm a deaf girl and the daughter of late Dr. and Mrs. Alfred Komana. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant based in Abidjan, the economic capital of Ivory Coast before he was poisoned to death by his buisness associates.

It's a tough life, I tell yeh!

Related topic: Who is Bob?

Oh no! You mean there are real people on this site. All my illusions have been shattered.

Exile is a product of the Exile Media Corporation

I'm a bot.

My name's Mike. All other info is in my profile, because I'm not scared of you.

None that i've met.

I'm a troll.

Oh, are you the sister of Joseph Komana? He wrote me an e-mail the other day, though he said he's Nigerian, and his father was stabbed to death by an Islamist mob, not poisoned. But I guess he can be forgiven for being a bit confused what with all the hardship in his life. Anyway, I forwarded him 10,000 $, he said he would give half of it to his sister. Did you receive it yet?

My dearest friend: Unfortunately I ran into some problems when I tried to collect the money. To cut a long story short, I will need to pay a sum of $ 20,000,-- as a collateral to collect those $ 5,000,-- along with a huge inheritance of about $ 5 million of which you will receive 10 % immediately after providing your bank details for me to withdraw said $ 20,000,--. Sorry about the confusion and thank you very muchly for your kind help in this delicate matter. You are a true benefactor and number one fine person!

You forgot to sign off with "God bless".

I'm very truly sorry about this. In fact I could not find those letters on my braille keyboard in my excitement about talking to the great human ATM.

God bless you all.

Do you have a braille monitor as well?

And does Braille help deaf people hear?

"I want to do the polite thing".

Huh?

I see you likely make fun of poor mute single mother of five with handicap. I pray god will save your soul.

For number-one excellent donations go to my website: www.imnotafraudyoubastards.com

My uncle is senior embassador of Nigeria to United Nations for reference.

Bless you.

I am a recloseted gay German Scientologist named Fritz whose father once flew in a cockpit and whose mother is Bob, here to plant my seeds under all your radars.

I am clearly a manifestation of 1's & 0's

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My name is Vivian Judith Esmeralda "Kiki" Goldberg-Cook.I was born on a sunny day and my mother had a natural birth. One day after I was born, I started taking language classes and started off my first investments in the stock market. By the time I was five, I spoke seven languages fluently and already was the CEO of a famous Wall Street firm. Not to mention that I played 6 musical instruments and had a golf handicap of 70. When I was 12 I was elected to the be spokesperson for various organizations including African Childrens Fund. I finished up my PhD when I was 15. I own about 250 blue chip companies listed in the American Exchanges. Now that I have done everything that is to be done on this planet, I plan to build a colony on Mars and live there.

EDIT: That's me and my hubby by the way. We are so much in love. He tells me how much he loves my tits everyday all day.

EDIT EDIT: I broke my nail while I was typing this post.

This is getting better and better! I know someone who is probably sitting in a Cafe with his computer who must be having a good laugh!

The blind can see, the deaf hear with braille, and computers can laugh.

Thread of the week, this.

That got my eye too. Maybe it's like doing the honorable thing, except when she's ugly like a wart...

Perhaps she's just joking around. It says in her profile, "I am known as the resident comedian with all my friends back in states." so there's a good chance.

Note to self: avoid all comedy clubs in the south west Florida region. You won't understand what the fuck they are talking about and it most likely won't be funny either.

You really suck at golf is basically all I got out of your post why would you include this in an otherwise ok resume. Next time lie and say I play scratch golf or something a bit better than 70 I mean you must really really blow at this game.

It was at the age of 5.

How dare you steal my (almost) first name?!

My name is Randy and it translates to "Geil" in all the worterbuch's and for that I am proud!

I think I will print this out

My name is Mud.

Blimey. She is, what, 8 or something? You are all a bunch of paedophiles

my name's John...John Smith