Howdy you hoo yo-dilay,

I am so bored playing my guitar alone and singing to the mirror pretending im a superstar. It was a little fun in the beginning but now that sucks too. So im going public asking anyone who wants to jam some tunes to show yourself, don't be shy, music is great fun. Thanks.

Thanks for the replies everyone!!! I am really honored and have met people to jam with for the next 100 years to come.
One small detail left out in the advert, girls need only respond. The band image is short skirts and small t-shirts. Sorry guys. I am trying to subvert a particular market void because it's all about the money in the end. Don't hate, relate.

If only I didn't have this damn thing hanging inside my trousers. It could have been so beautiful.