Most boring selection of threads EVER on TT

Well really. I am gonna have to go and actually do some work 'cos I have never seen a more tedious selection of threads EVER on TT. Just click on View New Posts to see a tedious bunch of bollox.

In fact that's it. I am giving up my subscription to TT and never coming back. I don't care how hard you beg me. It's over. It's finished. You're all a bunch of losers anyway.

Knitting, tax breaks, kids in school uniform...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

A flounce! A flounce! Finally something exciting! Thanks for livening things up, JE.

JE why don't you post something intersting then ?

Noticed that the adult chat has gone quiet! Scogs are you too busy at the moment ?

I took this shot on Saturday night with mates in the UK in a nightclub in Canterbury.

Now where am I? Middle of bumfucksville Germany, back at work and logged onto liquid tranquilisers in TT form.

@Lifeisabuffet

Well, that picture sure woke me up!

I was thinking a similar thing just this morning also, JE.

We need a major worldwide terror attack to liven things up a bit.

Yeah, have to agree with you there JE. What's happened to our favourite protagonist BadDoggie??? Seems that since that last big spat a couple of weeks ago, he hasn't been seen (or heard from for that matter)...

Where's LittleSprite/dino/BadDoggie when you need them?

Not even seen Sin on for yonks to argue about footie.

We could always use the old staple and setup a yank bashing thread to liven the natives up?

I agree! Thank god I am enough of a newbie that I still have all those old TT threads to entertain myself ("the wooden shelf on sale", "18 to 24 year olds meetup" that had me crying with laughter)... Running out of material quickly though... Don Riina, UpQuark, Keydeck, we need more!

Or BA to miss another runway, then we can debate if we put the plane on a ab crunch machine would it take off again. At least the Oktoberfest questions have started already - perhaps you could amuse yourself with some PHP scripting - IF you've been a member for 10 minutes, AND you've never clicked the fucking 'search' button, AND you're posting to the Oktoberfest forum AND your post contains more '?' than 'thank you' THEN 'format c:'

The Sheep shooting thread (aka reaction time) is amusing...

I agree that TT has become a bit boring of late.
it needs pimping up a bit!

Isn't that why EB gets paid the big money, to keep us entertained?

we entertain each other round here.

Herein lies the problem. With the huge bucks that EB earns he now spends too much time partying in casinos around the world to pay any attention to this forum anymore.

I fail to see how 36 posts about the different brands of green tea can possibly be boring.

Brands of green tea - 35 postings and officially a "hot new topic"... I think that says it all.

Well I'm having a really crap day so need cheering up. Lifeisabucket, got any more where that came from?

Well there are thousands of perverts worldwide who find school uniforms just irresistable, apparently.

JE should sell another of his health lamps.

Half of them, bizarrely, in the UK (the other half being in Belgium, as we all know...)- is there any other country in the world where school disco remains a highly popular event attended by people who left school a looooonnng time ago as it is in the UK? Actually, that is a genuine question... Is the school disco concept popular anywhere else?

I went to an all boys school...

Likewise Pas, just don't think it would have been the same somehow.

So did I, now that's a system that needs banning, teaches you everything you need to know, except how to get along with half the human race!

Could be worth spinning off to it's own thread...

Don't let me stop you!

ah...you were in alberry's I see.

Since I posted this morning I have tried to lower my level of excitment by watching some paint dry.

This proved unsuccessful so I moved over to watching tippex dry.

Once again, to exciting.

I am now back and waiting to fall asleep

EDIT: however lifeisabuffet has once again woken me up

EDIT part 2!: @Hellsangel, at uni the most cramned time at our student club was on old skool nights. It was one of those evenings I enjoyed working behind the bar!

liab the quality is starting to waver.

I see Georgiagirl's comment... what was it: "but if we're going to get off-track I reckon it should at least include hot pics of women, in keeping with true TT style" was thoroughly accurate...

If you're all against segregation I can pretend to be for it. I'm sure I could come up with something convincing.

@liab, @I think the gauntlet has been throw down

Tiem to step up to the plate and wake me up again

just like to add that yes tt is fucking boring. cant someone start a shitfight?

Fuck off worm, you ass!

@Worm,

Not on here, we are waiting for liab to post better pictures

I was going to start a catfight but I can't create topics in Metachat :-(

@Blow a wavey davey, you sir are nothing but an old castrated cat of a singer with no more talent than a pair of old rubbery boots with one of the souls missing :-)

Next picture please.

Someone should create a 'good looking birds? picture thread...

I know, I know, waaaaaaaaaaaay too obvious. But I'm bored too, so its hard to get the creative juices a-flowin'.

She seems to be otherwise engaged right now.

Otherwise engaged? Nothing like a bit of mystery to get the day going...

However not as good as some more pictures

EDIT, ok mystery solved, back to bordom

Here is one for you, she is so excited she is about to hump a rock.

respect for that bottom

I have no idea where I was. We had been drinking some looney juice 8% local cider in The Cherry Tree with some criminally young ladies who were indeed in school uniform:



My favourite bar was Cuba...I think.

Lifeisabuffet, which one is the picture of yours now?

I am the one humping the rock.

Thats not rock!

Looks more like a rusty trombone to me.

You start humping that and you'll need a Tetenus jab!