Help translating this rude note from German

wie schön könnte die titten erst sein mit ein wenig schmuck-ficksahne zum beispiel die zwischen den beiden wonneproppen runterläuft!

da bekommt ich scho wieder lust auf mehr!

I have a pretty good idea what this means but I need confirmation.

Sorry for the rude content

Thanks for your help!

oh, and is this very vulgar or just normal sexual chit chat?

normal if you work in a brothel .sort of thing you only get on youp... 'shuts up goes back to work '

The guy is talking about titty fuck. Do you have any other questions?
It's vulgar and he wants to do you hard.

My boyfriend read it and says it's not proper german.

hahahahaha he just did the best he could to translate it to me. He says" How pretty could the tits be with a little bit of jewelery-f*ck cream for example the one running down between the two beauties (can't think of a proper translation for wonneproppen), that makes me want more"

HAHAHA!

ahhhh... I guess thats from some sex-chat site? Someone sounds like a horndog.

wonneproppen - "bundles of joy" apparently.

- Thanks alot guys. Question answered.

Blokes are so bloody rude!

schmuck-ficksahne = pearl necklace (aka spunk)?

Depends on the context.

If this is a trusted lover and you two are engaging in dirty talk than I guess it's fine (even though it kind of makes my skin crawl but talking dirty in German always does), if this persons advances are uninvited then it's totally disgusting.

Totally agree.

Its invited so its all good (so my 'friend' tells me!)

Good girl.

The German is abysmal as well unless I'm not hip to some new German grammar.

Hmmm, so if this guy is actually a native German then I, sorry, my friend should worry because there is a possibility that he's really thick, oder?

yeah he is probably the maintenance guy who fixed her sink and his name is Karl-Heinz Glockenhüter.

yeah, either that or he's using some weird new sms grammar that I just don't get.

He's a guy, we have a habit of getting over excited and forgetting gramatics when it comes to typing such things. Especialy one handed.

ohh lets have a go at maintanace guys shall we stereotypeistin!!

Yeah Buffy I recognise this dialect very well, it is eastern European German – all the Huren I meet here talk like that. They have me talking like it and it doesn’t go down too well for me at the meetings at work when I have to speak. It is the only German I know.

Automatically translated text:

How beautiful could titten only with a little jewelry ficksahne for example between the two wonneproppen runterläuft!

As I get back scho lust for more!

Sounds like a thick git to me.I mean theer is being direct and being downright idiotic.Sounds a bit like someone having a go at the bavarian German and knows nowt about it

"Wonneproppen" means a slightly overweight but happy child/teen. "Er/Sie ist ein richtiger Wonneproppen". "Wonneproppen" for mammae (vulgo: tits) sounds rather dodgy and amateurish to me.