I'm leaving this forum

This is just a short note to say that I want to cancel my membership of Toytown. BadDoggie and I couldn't get along, he couldn't deal with someone who confronted his aggressive, abusive behaviour. I don't give a shit, just cancel it.

You leave because of one person? Who's the winner there?

Your stay was short (less than a month). Take care out there. PES

You take some twats here to personal and leave?

Aww, that's so sad that you're breaking up. I'm really sorry to hear it didn't work out between the two of you.

Very weak flounce. I'd only give it a 3 out of 11.


...but feel a burning urge to tell you all about it anyway.

I actually thought it was a textbook flounce, though a bit on the short side. 5/10.

I really just loooooove it when people feel the need to announce that they want their membership 'cancelled' rather than just leaving. Why can people not just leave? And what kind of person gets so upset at an Internet forum anyway?

He'll be back. They always come back.

Bet he is checking right now how many hits hes got. Tommorow at the latest.

Ya, he is still posting...

some pretty horrible things were said.

finally.

Wasn't nice. Blood and guts all over the place.
Rags being lost all over the place.
Haven't seen anything remotely like this since the famous lunchtime riot in the Barony schoolyard in 1965.
Sad, sad, sad.

As a flounce it's pretty poor. Far too coherent and not the slightest hint of hysterical ramblings. No obscure references to "some people" and "you know who you are" and absolutely no cryptic comments for us to speculate on and gossip about in your temporary absence. Overall, just too readable and concise. Must try harder: C+

As mentioned above, sorry to see you go. There's people who you won't get on with on every forum that you post on. It's the way of the Internet. The art is to just ignore them.

Ok, I was told by Editor Bob that I should post my reasons for leaving on Metachat, so that is why there is public announcement here. Like I just said in a PM to someone offering their comiserations, I am leaving because I cannot be bothered to debate with an insecure little fool like BD who resorts to abuse when he's running out of arguments, not because I am worried about him suing me, of course the name BadDoggie is held in such high regard, unlike his real name I suspect, (I'm talking about him suing me for defamation of the name 'BadDoggie') lol!
I've got better things to do.
So, once again, bye!

Haha, that's idiotic. That's like saying I'm giving up eating because I don't like sprouts. Just don't eat the sprouts!

Seems to be a lot of warmed up flatulence around here at the moment.

Last flounce ended up with 401 views and 7 replies.
With 343/16 so far, this one will do much better.
I doubt it will be anything near 8,538/157 though

Oh, quit your whinging. BadDoggie's bark is much bigger than his bite. He's really a fuzzy little pup. Only a weak person would go running from the forum crying, because BadDoggie hurt their feelings. Grow a little backbone.

Whaaat? You're leaving because of BadDoggie ? Your balls must be extremely small if you let that sack of fleas who suffers from an extreme case of over inflated egoism run you away from this forum.

Nice one, EB - you really should take up marketing as a profession...

What gets me is the flouncee's compulsion and motivation to annouce the flounce, including announcing the reason. Why don't people just go without the sorrowful goodbyes? I highly doubt if the flouncees will be missed if they are leaving on such weak pretenses as this OP. Besides, who cares if anyone wants to leave the forum? Not me, I care just as much as I value the stuff I read on here, especially what BadDoggie writes.

LR, the permanent couched flounce doesn't become you!

hahahaha!!! same guy who sent me a pm asking what my problem with turks was once!!! i thought it odd then. really weird.


society.

good riddance to bad rubbish i say! cheerio sucker!

Can you be more specific ?

not really, i just think its for the greater good

I think he's counting you in as one of the "freaks" he mentioned in his thread title .

A pedantic translator writes: Aren't we all the flouncees, while Alphanumericconglomeration is the flouncer - if something this passive-aggressive can be termed active?

Yes, I know how sad and pointless this post is, thanks.

You did post way past midnight and you know JJ Cale's take on that.

Aww, poor little puss can't take the heat on TT?? That's ok, you seemed like a real prick to me anyway. I would wish you better luck IRL, but I can't say that I'd care if you were hit by a train, so just fuck off.

public flouncings have their place on TT. they bring out some of the bitchiest posts!

odel, we received such an insight into your character in the short time that you spent here that no one will question the justification of your sentiments on leaving.
F. (can stand for "freak" if you like)

Everybody jumps on this guy for following Ed Bob's instructions?!?!

And if you all don't give a flying rat's ass, why take the time to read a flounce and then post about it?

Admit it, y'all love a good flounce.

How about we start a thread for folks to first practice their flounces? Then when the time comes, maybe we'll get a good one!

We already have such a thread: Flounce post parodies.

Well i suppose if you cannot handle the heat get out of the kitchen,or out comes the famous stiff upper lip and you stick to your guns.If you are scared of the dogs teeth then you have to pull them.

Ah, that's not fair though. The poor chap is trying his best. He's even returned briefly to provide further clarification to keep things moving along. You've got to remember that he has only been registered for a month so will not have enough time to get is own 'clique' up and running. Who is there to step into the breach and be his 'mini me' when he is too busy to keep the whole thing going? It's much easier to be passive-aggressive when you can share the load.

He hasn't even asked anyone 'to choose'

Good luck in the future little friend.

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Today, 9:22 am

ha! amazing.

Of course, he's probably reading this flounce thread. Isn't there some unspoken rule you can't start a flounce thread without reading it .

Wouldn't reading it make the flouncing all the more worthwhile? What fun is it to flounce if you don't read what people have to say about you?

Absolutely, he has to get the maximum mileage out of his flounce otherwise it's not worth it. So I would encourage folks to post more on this thread. Don't want him to be too disappointed if nobody cares .

The flouncer doesn't need to log on to read the thread but they do need to log on to read their PMs.

Oh the cruel irony. The flounce that begs for attention and then finding your major source of compassion / support cut off. What is a flouncer to do?

Perhaps Editor Bob could offer a PM forwarding service for those who need to flounce? Perhaps to a subsequent logon ID if this makes things smoother?

One way to respond to someone like BD is with irony or humor. Funny, I never got a response from him for Is it OK to joke about religion?.

I would also encourage everyone to send him a PM to express your dismay with him flouncing . I'm writing mine now. We have lost a stellar member of the TT community. Don't let him go without making him feel truly valued . Come on, show him some humanity!

someone should write a eulogy for him, as he is no longer with us...

I'll do it.

And so he is gone from us. Eh, what was his name again? Nevermind, it's wasn't important.

very good. very moving. a eulogy to go down in history to be sure.

Ok, here's my part for his eulogy. His above quote displays the epitome of his brillance.

What's your favorite quote by Odel2008?

This has to be a classic quote from the dearly, and recently departed:


Like, who gets on with Baddoggie then?

Well, I thought BadDoggie and Odel were getting along just fine. It seems the one thing BadDoggie can't stand is people who agree with him.

@jozi

Apparently Alimess would dearly love to.