Continual kraut-bashing by expats on TT

As you can see, I was simply answering Keydeck. Those are things that I believe could be German.

Not very social, no holidays and um, I don't know. That's your concept of Germany? You haven't really got much of a clue, have you? Bit of an old lacking in the old grey matter, yeah?

Absolute bullshit !

Retract .

There's probably more, but it's hard to think of. Just generally, we don't really go by society, and don't talk to many people.

What have I said to deserve this? You don't know me! I don't want to sound arrogant, but I know I am not stupid.

I just repeated what you said and threw in a few questions. No judgements, just curious.

Aaahh, now i get you, can you point out which one is you?

I thought I made it clear that I like Germany. DO NOT compare me to the picture on the right!

See, i just obviously confuse things occasionally, my mistake.

What are you getting at?

You're from Arkansas right?

No.

You know what. It's been a few months since I logged onto this sorry site.

As an American planning to give up on the America, I finally can say this. You are all one sorry ass bunch of losers!

I definately will not recommend Toytown to anyone. And yes, I will post it all over the internet!

Don't feed the troll!

I definitely will not recommend idiocy to people I meet on the Innarwebtz because apparently it's catching. Mental AIDS indeed. The best part is that the more you spread this over the INNATardwebzies, the greater the fucking idiot anyone with a half a functioning brain will perceive you to be. Yes, you. Bullying? Loutish? Yes, all that and more, but it's based mostly on calling fools on their idiocy. And shouting. Don't like it? Tough shit, that's the web. Take the perceived moral high ground and stick it as far up your moral bunghole as decency will allow. Moral relativism indeed.

Fuck you. Fuck you. And fuck you with a smiling naked pliers. Toytown will NOT miss your moralising.

Fucking loser wind-up thread from some no-brain cowfucking wankborg using his inbred family as a control group for what is acceptable and unacceptable on the intarwebbythang we got goin' on beside our holo-Jesus. Piss off back to your shack and wait for the government to confiscate your vulva, must be the only organ left after you sacrificed your brain in the internet crusade for common decency. Don't even live here, just a google fucking blow-in.

Charlton Heston wept.

Jesus, we let this one go this long? The Don and Jimbo and other whipsmart, righteous upholders of deprecating humour have to save us from this tide of arsey numption.

LOL I used to think I would come to Germany and fit right in. While I am half German, and I do have some German traits, I never felt as American as when I came here.

I wonder where kenny is going to go -- an American giving up on America who doesn´t like expats either...

this thread got all kind of surreal and there's a certain whiff of retardation about it

It would be hard to say something more ridiculous than that. YOU'RE ALL COWARDS. You can say anything over the Internet. You COWARD. I would say that to you in person, than punch you!

See, that´s not very German. Germans are supposed to be pacifists.

In my experience Germans do not like confrontation at all.Prefer to look away, as if they pretend not to see it then they cannot get involved

but then how do you explain their "inspection shelf" toilets?

Worm you talking shit again.Sorry i could not resist that.We ae talking sanitary about toilets my observation was about life in general

Your sense of humour observing Sunday "Ruhezeit"?

Ah, finally, the tide of insults has come to an end. Hopefully.

...says he, stirring the pot...

I meant, from other people.

Also, just to clarify, when I said, "You're all," I didn't mean everybody.

Ah, glad we got that one sorted, I was confused there for a minute.

You're still here.
I thought you'd flounced and gone.
Are you back for more?

When you say "more," do you mean insults?

You just said on another thread that you'd gone.

Uh, hmm, I don't remember that. You must be thinking of somebody else?

Sorry, I was just being a little cachealeutic, that's all.

It's odel2008 that's flown. opwto1 is still very much with us.

Yeah. Those names do sound alike. That's okay.

I thought you were an atheist Garibaldi. I did not realise you were cachealeutic.

Nah Topcat. You're confusing me with Thelonious, the brother. He was an atheist but later turned to anacreolism.
My sister is a butealigist though.

Mine is a battleaxe but we all have our crosses to bear.

Wow, took a while for you to edit that one. Heard of Gmail? It's a newfangled invention that some people who actually live in Germany and pay taxes here may be familiar with. The people who should ream you a new one because you don't live here, and by the looks of it never have yet feel het upon to try and control and vent secondhand opinion upon the people who've experienced living here and have have their little bit of fun and banter. Christ.

Did your grandchildren/talking sperm at the end of your sportsock point you here or are you a casebook "READ THE FUCKING BIT IN THE USER GUIDELINES ABOUT FAMILIARISING YOURSELF WITH THE SITES CULTURE BEFORE POSTING"? Have you contributed anything to this site about LIVING IN GERMANY, now, read this bit carefully, SOMEWHERE YOU DON'T AND NEVER HAVE LIVED? And you coast in and try to rise regulars who've been posting consummately helpful input, like recipes from home, in the Dons case, that exactly the kind of lost fuckwit like yourself will be looking for when they theoretically cast up upon TTs shores desperately looking for a taste of home, anything to give them grounding in the adroit sea of brusqueness that is Germany when you come here first?

God, what a complete fucking idiot you are. Hit all the registers on the Tardulator on the way out of the Moron Tree. Have you any idea why I called you an idiot, or are you just a professional moran? Because, oddly enough, you've gone on to reinforce your pedigree. Punch me in the face? I don't have enough sleeves to laugh up at this and you know what, I'll bookmark this one to come back to remind me that the good lord Jesusaurus made people like you to waste those spare, interim 15 minutes to remind them why they're waking up sweating in the middle of the night and dreaming about being catfish.

In short - not bloody likely. All yanking and no kinetics. Insults? There haven't been any good enough for you yet. Arseknuckle would be a waste. Tell you what, when your IQ excels your shoesize, feel free to post constructively again, like advice on where to get a good de-tardulator in Saarbrücken. Sorry? What was that? Oh, you don't live in Germany and aren't in a position to answer that. Gee. Too bad. Well, you keep on owning yourself Count Arsulator, while the rest of the good folk keep making jokes you don't get.

Bite my shiny emerald encrusted ass or contribute, you long distance loser. Thus far you've done neither.

Oh, and lets try out the new voodoo.

opwto1 wept.

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