How best to entertain a German bird?

Struck it lucky with a german bird recently and need some recommendations for dinner. Anyone have any suggestions. Was gonna suggest indian but anything more spicier than an ice cube is about her limit. I don't fancy german food. So anything good but not too pricey - I am not tight but am wary about return on investment...if you know what I mean.

Hope she doesn't read this forum - your investment will shrink faster than you had hoped...

YL6

I hope she does read this forum. It'd serve you right. At least you've shown your true colours, so all the TT girls know not to bother with you.

Ditto and ditto.

'Ang on, I'm supposed to try to only make constructive useful posts. Mate, you're onto a loser. You get out what you put in. If you like her then take her for a decent meal (I'd go Yum Thai - you don't have to order a hot option) and don't be such a fcuking miserable tightarse.

Sushi might be a nice choice (though she'll need to be into the raw fish thing)... If you want a more fun atmosphere there places like Roxy where the food is pretty good (and a wide variety) plus it's a lively bar (and you can get her a bit drunk )... I'm sure there are plenty of places depending on what ambiance, etc you're going for.

fish and chips and three pints of bitter at malones...

For who? him or the "girlfriend"? Hang on though, with that attitude maybe he's the lonely dude in the corner...

YL6

but if you must go out with a german bird instead of some quality ex-pat material, take her to an Italian like Osteria la Vechia Maseria near Sendlinger Tor, it's cheap enough for a sod like you and romantic enough for her to be fooled into thinking she's with a nice guy.

One would certainly hope so...

YL6

oooch, painful!

wonder does the german bird know what she's going to have to "put out" for her free meal...

Man Fat...

Thats what on the cards, so why not take here there as well...

hey, maybe she doesn't want the food and just wants to put out? Equality is everything.

Take her to the Currywurst-bude, then you'll find out soon enough.

Nice to know that TT is so full of romantics

true I spose..but being the little piggy i am I'd have to go for the food first at least !
can only recommend vechia masseria, great food, full of mad exuberent italians..only downside is its a bit noisy

why not, it something different, taking a burd/cick/pieceofskirt/fuckfest to an italian is so bleeding obvious. if you want i'll make you a teach shirt with

"will swap tagliatelle a la primavera for a blow job"

on the front and

"farfalle for a fuck?"

on the back...

but take her two an irish bar shes got no idea what your intentions are! suprise is the key... and if she says no, at least YOU enjoyed the meal,ad as your paying for it, that is what is important.

How? She told you she wasn't interested before you'd spent a fortune on meals?

take her to a swinger club.

free entry with a bird.

you then have the full monty to choose from (allegedly)

How much for the t-shirt?

Most of the German birds that haven't already flown south tend to hang out at McDonalds eating fries and bits of bread and they do it for free. There is also some parks with little old people with bags of food for the German birds-also free.

She has seen you already right??? This wasn't one of 'dem Internet hook-ups was it??

Thanks all for the great suggestions will let you know how I got on - I am sure that will elicit some constructive politically correct comments.

Gideon, you missed the word "shagpiece" out. *tsk*
Katrina
PS be careful with Italians. She might get a better offer from a waiter.

Its not the food stupid!

Take her to La Boheme on Turkenstr. The food is poor, but the ambience is so romantic that you're guranteed a leg over, which I assume is more important to you than a good meal.

Don't all males think like that when taking a girl out at least on a first date?

No. You cant get physical in a resturant. If I am suggesting a resturant, its about what food we both might like. Its coffee at my place afterwards that I let the girl get whats been on HER mind all evening...

right Kza, go for it..

as for Gideon...
...

So this is why we TT chicas are dragged to various Irish pubs 7 days a week...

thanks for the tip.At least we know how you found your wife

Really... reading this, I'm thinking: is there a VHS-course on "how to become a lesbian" ? Gotta be worth a try, have lost all faith in you buggers...

If by VHS you mean a video, then I did download something off the net a few days ago that could illustrate the basics...


I can understand that, best to stick to the guys who do it the regular way. All the "buggers" are secretly gay.

good one! But no, I meant VolksHochSchule... night school ;o)

Excellent, Good Thread. A good chuckle in the morning makes for a good day.

Sorry, has to be Gunthers... Has candles so you could class it as romantic . Feed her enough Guiness and she will forget you were too tight to take her somewhere decent... then the rest is in the bag !

i think shagpiece is a disgustingly degrading way to describe a piece of "meat refreshment".
but there again you chavs are all charm and knee tremblers behind the wheelie bins.

@jb...

i did actualy first romanticly entwine with my wife in günthers, between the brick post near the gents and the bar... makes me go all mysty eyed. you have to start as you mean to go on! and if you want to become a carpet muncher do post the pictures, please

Oh no gideon. Those things have got wheels. Too much enthusiasm can end in embarassment for all concerned. Think of the children.
But thanks for the reminder, I am flying to Essex tomorrow and such advice will help me to localise.
Jooly,
I have not heard of VHS courses about becoming a lesbian. I also not heard about buggery courses either. I am however quite sure that should demand for such courses exist, that a supplier may be found. Alternatively, you can go and dance in the Alte Galerie on a Friday night and be offered both. Or maybe that is just me? Anyway, I won't be going back (I don't like peroxide hair).
Yours, helpfully,
Katrina

@ gideon (aka old perve)...will have to ask my mum, she confiscated them...

@katrina I guess the peroxide hair was pubic, as you never raised your head above the toilet rim...

hmm, true.. i could post asking for such courses on TT and probably get offers. let alone in the glockenbachviertel.

Although after 3lions' revelations about needing a vet more than a gynae in Munich, I think I'll stick to the "professionals"...

take her to "Laimin" (in german: süsses Nichtstun!!!).
It's a lovely place! The food is creole! Very yummy and something exotic!

It's in Hans-Sachs-Straße (near Sendlinger Tor)!!!

Clearly this is a very emotive topic therefore having considered all the top advice I have perhaps surprisingly decided not to take any of it - its gonna be dinner at my place - tin of beans with just a hint of curry powder on a toast base garnished with grated cheese and a sprig of parsley all washed down with a few glasses of subtle red wine and finished off with a few scoops of haagen daas.

enjoy! just don't bother with dishes for the ice cream, then you're bound to have fun...

Cheap, yet appetizing!

You can make the wine more 'subtle' with 90% ethanol from the pharmacy.

good restaurants to take a date:

Brenner
Nektar (www.nektar.de)
Tantris (www.tantris.de)

Pricey...but remember, the better quality the restaurant...the better quality of the "return".

Ice Cube warned me about girls like you

@kza
thats insulting.

Girls need to be treated like they are worth.

Plus this isn't the ice age, you know. Most of us girls make a hella lot more money than you boys.

Like I said, girls have half the money and all the ...

So when is the big date, anyway?
Having followed this from the fringes I am curious to know.

and where? I think a lot of TTers will be camping outside to see the result

cant be arsed to read all the replies, where did you go in the end, and did your actions get you any action???

I was just thinking...(doesn't happen too often, I know)

KZA and Toronto make a perfect match...KZA, maybe you should take her out to Schumanns, P1 and then 8Seasons?? (PS. Don't tell your girlfriend...HINT)

Sure But only if she pays. She sounds like a real earner after all, and sometimes a guy likes to be treated special. But I was thinking more along the Big Ben line of things.

my vote goes for Vecchia Masseria!

@ Canuck...Maybe you should save those precious brain cells for more important things like when to cross the street or deciding what socks to wear in the morning.

Beans on toast, eh? The smooth fucker. He's practically guaranteed a nosh! With the Hagen Daas he'll probably get to kick her back doors in too!

We could learn a few things from this guy fellas.

how did the night go, did you have to take her for breakfast as well???