How best to entertain a German bird?

Take her out with the rest of the garbage!

OMG I can't stop ROTFLing here.

This place seems to be crawling with the biggest pimps of Munich.

I wonder what your real "average shag rate" (ASR) is...

But then again, Häagen-Dazs always does it. I know it. I worked there. ;-)

Ah cookies and cream...but the sheets were hers...

Had a rethink and decided against the beans on toast programme but still had dinner at my place. Ordered in a fine selection of thai food - optimal enough for her to believe I had cooked it myself - this impressed her no end and er..I would'nt say the ball was in the net but plenty of action in the penalty box. Am not planning a rematch as she mention the L word a week later.

Anyway thanks to all for your comments.

Beware "The Bunnie Boiler!"

the " box " nice

"penalty box"... I take it she's a dominatrix...