Free worker available

As it says. From my username, you'll see I'm one of those types who will work for free.

Nothing to lose, so why not send a pm to discuss.

Regards

What's the catch?

this has to be a wind up?

Hell of a first post. Who are you, and why would you introduce yourself to TT this way?

As it says. From my username, you'll see I'm one of those types who will work for free. Not full-time of course, maybe weekends and/or evenings.

Nothing to lose, so why not send a pm to discuss.

Regards

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What's the catch?... we have a house that needs painting...window frames etc.

I'm guessing he'd at least one train fare to Landsberg, in your case.

Now, NOFXmike, what did you hope to gain by posting this afternoon? For the record, I think you can go back later and edit typos and grammar, etc.

The offer still stands folks.

are you over 18?
are you male or female?
are you a quick healer?

i may have something for you slave.

edit: complete timewaster - will NOT do anything.

if you wont even fight crackwhores in front of czech farmers, theres something wrong.

Went over about as well last week.

Another one.

I refer anyone interested to my previous post.

That post kept me occupied for almost 30 minutes!

You mean you were stuck in an infinite loop? How did you ever break out?

As for the topic, I'm guessing this is either a coded ad for a sex slave, or the advertiser needs evidence of employment so as to stay here on a visa.

I needed to go to the toilet...

profile says he is male and British so I guess visa isn't a problem.

and everyone knows what people put in profiles is 100% true...

Has anybody sent a PM and got an answer?

Thanks for your pm, euroval and 2 others, I´m far from being an attention seeker, but I´ll reply here if I may.

I am very male and British. Can´t prove it on here so you´ll just have to take or leave my word for it. That answers the visa and employment argument.

It´s also not about being a sex slave, although that sounds not such a bad job if anything´s going.

If I must, it´s a bit of a masochism thing. I guess I was born like this, you know? Hey, some folk are born with far worse perversions, e.g. kiddy porn, wife beaters and such other appalling behaviour. What I do is legal and doesn´t harm anyone.

So if I could refer to my post(s) of yesterday, anyone need a free worker?

Do you do laundry, vacuum cleaning, dirty dishes, ...?

I bet this is some sort of dumb experiment.

Like the infamous Craig List Experiment

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Apparently, he's not interesting in dirty laundry, vacuum cleaning and doing the dishes. Picky masochist, eh? Well, too bad.

Au contraire tom_A et al. Such tasks are within my experience. If anyone´s interested, pm´s welcomed and answered.

Actually, I could use someone to help out with catering at a wedding on the 20th of April. Tasks include helping to set up, restocking food and drink tables, bussing, washing dishes/silverware/cups/glasses and cleaning up afterwards. Takes place in Feldmoching (near S-bahn stop) and goes from 10am to early evening.

It´s nearly my dog´s birthday so...

bump

...so, congratulations to your dog!
- Did you ever find something to keep you occupied slave??? - if not, we could be back to the sex-slave thing here!

Rambo says thanks.


We could be, or someone with better things to do could reply.

I need a back massage so come now!!!

I think you will find that a back massage with oil works better.

. naughty, naughty Eurovol!!!

Back massage for free? I want it too!! =)
Are you free every afternoon?
ohh, what am i asking, if you are a slave you have to do what we say
iupiiii
hehe

For free can be sometimes too expensive...
He should pay for having a body to massage and be reimbursed if good