Desired mobile phone features

What new features would you like to see on your next mobile phone..?

Me? well I am quite happy with what I have and I do not use my phone to the maximum, However I would like to see a feature where you can record a 10 or 15 second voice clip and then send in the same style as you would an SMS..

It would be much easier to get your message across and easier to use whilst driving!

So.. what would you like on your phone?

A gps feature that allows me to keep track of my kids at all times.

Something that would be easier to use with longer fingernails! I have a rotten time typing sms or even switching the darned thing on/off any time I let my nails grow a little. Not all of us keep our nails completely short all of the time.

A device which disables the phone of that airhead in the S-Bahn seat across from me yakking in a loud, obnoxious voice about absolutely nothing. Yeah, uh-huh, I'm between this and that station, uh-huh, uh-huh, sure, what? you sure? I don't know...

You dont need a device to stop that...

A punch in the throat has the desired effect..

Many, if not most modern phones have this already, although it may not be so obvious. You simply need to record a multimedia clip and send it by MMS...

As a product there are plenty around. There also used to be a Kids tracking service by mobile but it went broke after a year or so...

Big Father is watching you. You are British, arn't you?
+ a switch to switch on the microphone to let you year everything you children are saying.

knowing where they are is one thing, I do NOT want to know what they are saying... it can be bad enough listeneing to them talking to me without hearing what they say to anyone else!!