North of England appreciation evening

If you might have noticed its lacking an engine and our airfield is so wet anything on it (like my car last weekend) sticks fast...

Oops...overlooked that fact...could get some to tow you all the way here Oh well, no hot x buns for us then

@Pas
The list is already over 20 as I think I buggered the numbering (16 is missing) and mr k has a plus one...anyroad, it'll all come out in the wash!

What is going on?...every time I try to post it doesn't allow it then posts it double!

I noticed that but I've never been to one of these nights out where everybody rocks up.

What kind of phrase is that?...which reminds me, was that pop rocks, hot rocks, rock pops?

Must be a Batley phrase.

You bringing some? I think that's more a US thing though. I wonder if a sherbet fountain does the same thing.

Can't see a problem if there's more tbh, Maurice would be delighted i'm sure.

Anyroad up, i've got 18 muffins, barmcakes, whatever plus a loaf of white medium bread so i think we're covered.

Oh yeah and maybe a Red Cross present for someone ...

see all,hear all ,say nought.
eat all,dink all, pay nought.
and if ever thy do ought for nought
always do it for thy sen !

Do you still have rainbows in black & white "up north" ?

I think the spelling is nowt.

Rainbows? You have to have sun for Rainbows. It just rains.

Anyway. Can somebody bring a camera? I'll bring my little video camera as well.

Would presume a camera is Spiderpigs department as i reckon he were born wi one in his hand.Now i have a question to this Morrisons thingy i always thought that the first Morrisons was in Laisterdyke,Bradford 37 years ago?So off to see how the mushy peas are doing will be cooking em now they have soaked enuff

Now you're going to make me do some research aren't you. No time now though.

I was always told the Morley one was first.

I do know for sure it's been knocked down and a modern one built. It really was dreadful.

Nay lad do'nt bother i am really interested so i might just give em a call me sen

So true - applies to Schleswig-Holstein at the moment as well

Ken Morrison kicked off on Bradford Market (forgot the year)with a Fruit and Veg stall for many a year, even after he had his Supermarkets open and still got up at two to go to the wholesalers, reason I know this crap is because I opened the stores at Heywood, Dukinfield & Rochdale.

This is why all his stores have the themes of streets and small shops like the fish and deli etc within the store.

Dave

Newsflash:- Morrisons first supermarket was opened in Girlington in 1961 phoned Morrissons customer service for this and they told me although they had a laugh when i told them i was from Germany

yep normal reaction

Mushy Peas are done.Wife has checked em and the 2 daughters.All say they are ok so thats that done.Now then hope they have a microwave at Mollys to warm em up

I was talking out of my hat. It's Asda I'm thinking of. Morrisons was in the middle of Morley and Asda right by the fastnet chip shop. Now was that the first Asda...

Warm Mushy Peas!!

Thats a bloody luxury lad..!

When I were a lad...

Cheese N Onion pie is being made up now.

need any scrappings to go with it ?

Looks like it's going to be a veritable feast...will bring my camera along too...will leave the professional shots to Spiderpig though!

Will he do any manipulation of his images though?

@timezoner a few toe nail clippings and a bit of soot has gone in for luck...

I hope so - well on any shots of me at least...otherwise, well, the camera never lies

See you all at then.Me i will be in early as i am parking up outside of Mnich and coming in by train.Max Weber Platz i believe.Wil follow the smell of chips from there

Mik - if you're still reading this - Rosenheimer Platz S-Bahn is the nearest stop. Bit of a trek from Max-Weber Platz.

Which is what I'll be using on the S4.

Park and ride is available from Harr and Trudering.

I find myself alone tonight as wife and kiddies have been sent t' mill and coal pit respectivley. Can I just pop down uninvited to sip ale?

sip is what southerners do

If it's my round I sip. If you're paying I guzzle. ;-)

Everybody was invited. Sure, not a problem.

My local supermarket in London is Morrisons, reminds me of when I used to live in Leeds. Well, there's also a Waitrose and M&S but they're more expensive and for posh Southerners

You're joking. My mother stopped shopping at M&S and they pretty well went bust.

My mum used to shop at Morrisons in Stoke every friday... My dad used to hate it..

But when she changed to S+M my dad always had a smile on his face...

Cheers G.T. Geoff just sent me the directions.Will be getting off in 45 minutes.Mushy peas in me bag,Accy Stanley scarf on.Told wife i'm off to pen.Gideon, Northerners do not sip they swallow as do the women.Could not resist that one

Just like Gideon, is it ok if I pop down for a few swift pints. Not worn my Latics scarf in Munich for a while now.

Is Kwik Save also just a Northern thing? That's where me ma used to shop!

Fucking Northerners.

That would be a different evening. This is just Beer and Fish & Chips.

come on pussy cat do 'nt be like that

oy and Mushy Peas.sweating over a hot stove all day and no bloody recognition

if you're VERY lucky you may be...

And only if she turns up and purrs for me may she get some bacon scraps

and if we want mushy peas???

Anybody bringing some Lard?

Me i am about 500 stone overweight

Owd on a mo.Did we order some dripping or not?

I've a tub of reconstituted lard if anyone wants to share.

Surely you will not get that in the mini moonboot