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How to use a Canon 40D digital camera

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djgrazy
The wife bought me a Canon 40D for my birthday last week, no idea whatsoever about DSLR photography, would love to learn. Any tips on where I can read up on the basics first then move to more detailed sites concerning this camera.

Also anybody got any experience with this SLR?

ThePigsInBlankets
I like Ken Rockwell's site. He tends to explain things in very clear, blunt terms so that people of all levels can follow. Sometimes he paints things a bit too black and white, but most of the time I think he's spot-on.
djgrazy
cheers PIB, he seems to have tons of information on there.
BadDoggie
Let me guess. You won't use the CD that came with it because it's actually infected with a bunch of secret NSA trojans which they forced the anti-virus software companies to ignore which will let them scan your computer to delete all the proof you have of other secret government operations.

woof.
djgrazy
For all the help the driver CD is, I don't think it will give me the kind of personal recommendation that PIB did.

You are an annoying little twat, now go swallow some more fluoride, eat your franken-veggies with your american infected Beef, and sit your fat, uneducated, ignorant Stars n Stripes ass in front of your brainwashing device and be a good little American mongrel/slave…..

BadDoggie
A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!1!!shiftone

I don't think anyone's made me laugh so hard here in at least a year.

QUOTE (djgrazy @ Mar 13 2008, 7:26 pm) *
You are an annoying little twat

Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot. Oh wait! I actually provide information and not just trollish conspiracy theories which were shot down a year or more before you posted. You know, like shit about cameras.

QUOTE (djgrazy @ Mar 13 2008, 7:26 pm) *
now go swallow some more fluoride

Yeah, because a 15% reduction in cavities (the low-end figure accepted by your fellow nutjobs) is a bad thing. Hexafluorosilicic acid is not flouine, dumbass.

QUOTE (djgrazy @ Mar 13 2008, 7:26 pm) *
eat your franken-veggies

You do realise that Mary Shelley's book was a clear attempt to play the fear card just as technology was starting to speed progress from "centuries" to the current "minutes", right? No? So I guess you don't know all that much about the cheap veg coming here from Holland. "Frankenfoods" is the absolutely perfect description, since all Dutch produce is harvested while nowhere near ripeness, then transported, warehoused, and artificially "ripened" with ethylene gas and other wonderful, natural substances. If there's a fucking hint of green in a tomato seed, the fucker didn't ripen on the vine. Dumbass.

QUOTE (djgrazy @ Mar 13 2008, 7:26 pm) *
with your american infected Beef

Yes, Germany's never had any problems with beef. No hoof & mouth, no BSE. And the UK hasn't had any problems with those, either. (The US has been internationally considered "FMD-free without vaccination" for decades, with the last outbreak having occurred in 1929.) Dumbass.

QUOTE (djgrazy @ Mar 13 2008, 7:26 pm) *
your fat

I'm 180cm and weigh 66kg. Dumbass.

QUOTE (djgrazy @ Mar 13 2008, 7:26 pm) *
uneducated

AA Engineering, Montgomery College, 1983
BA Germanistik, Linguistics with teaching certificate, University of Cincinnati, 1993
Post-grad studies in Linguistics, Universität Regensburg
Accepted for MBA course, Warwick
Too damned many certifications from Microsoft, Oracle, Siebel and others to bother listing. Dumbass.

QUOTE (djgrazy @ Mar 13 2008, 7:26 pm) *
ignorant

See above and previous posting history. You're projecting again. Dumbass. Did you know that I was interviewed again last week by a reporter from a Great Lakes area newspaper syndicate? It seems they really needed information about potato chips (of all things) and I happen to be the only living person they can actually ask about this. All because of my French Fries site. Once the article goes to print I should be able to post it on the site. Dumbass.

QUOTE (djgrazy @ Mar 13 2008, 7:26 pm) *
Stars n Stripes ass

I live... where? I've been a nationalist... when? Dumbass.

You do realise that I actually earn money on the side taking photographs, right? You know that I've done photos for broadcasters, magazines, Web sites, musicians, album covers and even this very site, right? RIGHT?

Dumbass.

woof.
Lavender Rain
QUOTE (BadDoggie @ Mar 13 2008, 9:04 pm) *
A-
AA Engineering, Montgomery College, 1983
BA Germanistik, Linguistics with teaching certificate, University of Cincinnati, 1993
Post-grad studies in Linguistics, Universität Regensburg
Accepted for MBA course, Warwick
Too damned many certifications from Microsoft, Oracle, Siebel and others to bother listing.

djgrazy
QUOTE (BadDoggie @ Mar 13 2008, 10:04 pm) *
You do realise that I actually earn money on the side taking photographs, right? You know that I've done photos for broadcasters, magazines, Web sites, musicians, album covers and even this very site, right? RIGHT?

No I wasn't aware, and judging by your earlier posts on this thread I never would have. I asked for tips, tricks and recommendations on this camera. Something which, in your "self-proclaimed expert" status, should be easy enough, right?

But no, you have to act like an ignorant litte wank/ keyboard gangsta/ muppet (delete where appropriate). Maybe if you grew up FFS, and stopped being the arrogant wee tosspot you seem to be, people would'nt judge you on your arrogant postings and concentrate more on your qualifications/advice. Just my Two cents.

Oh and by the way, bet my Microsoft/Citrix/Cisco/Veritas/VMWare qualifications are bigger than yours!

Take a chill pill and stop trying to provoke, if we were face to face you wouldn't, so why hide behind your keyboard? I'd whip you Featherweight ass!
bluedave
I suspect BD's scorn is as a result of previous posting history on your part, just an idea.
djgrazy
More than likely and just undelines how immature the prick is being. It's a discussion forum, people have different views on a number of issues, that's how a forum works. It would be pretty boring if we all agreed on every topic. He has his views on 911 and 7/7, I have mine. Both are suported by numerous experts depending on your viewpoint. He seems to think he's gained "expert" status in architecture, physics, aircraft, terrorism, etc, etc. All from a couple of Linguistic quallies ? Oh how I chuckle!

Anyway, nothing can spoil a great week, turned 40, got some nice kit for my birthday, Celtic dropped two unnecessary points in the race for the title, The gers manage to hold on in Bremen to make the last eight of the diddy cup and using the Suville calculator there were 2 million rangers fans in bremen!

Happy, happy days! I'd rather be Afghani than a Tim (or an Ami for that matter!) !!

LOL
bluedave
hahahahaha, now that's funny. smile.gif
Lavender Rain
QUOTE (djgrazy @ Mar 14 2008, 12:02 am) *
Oh and by the way, bet my Microsoft/Citrix/Cisco/Veritas/VMWare qualifications are bigger than yours!

Apparently size matters is every aspect of men's lives wink.gif .
mj davey
Ehrmmmm ignoring the usual completely off topic personal assaults above, I have a 30D... be happy to share some limited knowledge. am still learning about what it can do...

Mark
garibaldi
QUOTE (Lavender Rain @ Mar 14 2008, 6:23 am) *
Apparently size matters is every aspect of men's lives .

My God, what an intelligent post! Phew, that lady is full of brains.
Maybe she'll tell us something about her old "Brownie Box" if it's
still usable, that is.
That post is truly awesome!
SpiderPig
QUOTE (garibaldi @ Mar 14 2008, 6:58 am) *
Maybe she'll tell us something about her old "Brownie Box" if it's
still usable, that is.

laugh.gif

How close to the truth is that then!!!???
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