Vampire or werewolf

ok... I know this is a totally weird topic and I don't even know how this conversation came up but... would you rather be a werwolf or a vampire?

one of my friends said that a plus for a werwolf would be that you naturally stay in shape... then again you have to deal with running around naked when you change back and you might get fleas as well...

a vampire on the other hand will be fat if he was fat at the time he turned into a vampire but he is not controlled only by his instincts. and he can dress nice and stuff

so yeah... what would you like to be?

Someone's adding way too many silly applications on Facebook!

Based upon my memories of the old Hammer Horrors I'd definitely go for vampire.
Werewolves get to savagely dismember men in forests whereas vampires get to bite womens tits whenever they meet.

lol of coures men always think about the pretty women lol

Vampire!

I would lure all the handsome men over and then BITE them! And if I was bored I'd fly somewhere else.

William's right...would get seduced by a werewolf?

"Oh darling, darling, may I...umm...this is going to be a bit silly, but...may I hump your leg and bite your face off?"

You'd have to avoid cities as a werewolf because after a few berserk rampages you are going to be hunted down and found out.. Gotta go with vampirism. Plus in that really shitty movie about vampires and werewolfs, the vampires had Kate Beckinsale in a tight fitting body suit, I didn't even see one female werewolf...

end of debate, case closed, vampires win

but but... all those cute little werwolf puppies...

Even Hallmark couldn't market those puppies; "A puppy is for life - except during the full moon"

well you can always lock them in the basement during that time

Just think what's on that puppies mind around the full moon "you feed me shit fron a tin, rub my nose in my own piss, put me on a lead" between anger and moonbeams there's not a basement anywhere will hold the little fecker.

you could have a werwolf puppy playgroup

P.S. did you notice that there are people who call themselves buffy and MadAxeMurderer are reading this post lol

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at what point does a vampire turn into a bat ?

they often fail to highlight this metamorphoses in recent vampire flicks, like Blade, Underworld etc.

viva la bat !

Werewolf fo' sho'. Vampires can only go out at night, werewolf's can go out, day or night, except for once a month. Plus werewolf's have superspeed and stamina. You'd never lose a drinking contest that's for sure...

Yeah I could see it now "Lets see how you like being neutered, bitch"

This topic discriminates against zombies.

no they don't cause well... zombies are sort of dead... or are they just as dead as vampires??? i am confuesed now. plus who would like to be a zombie anyways... they sooner or later fall apart

Doesn't Count Dracula lift his cape up to his nose and voilà he's a bat? How do the regular vampires do that without a cape? Go into a telephone booth and twirl around? No, wait a minute- that's superman.

They're as undead as vampires.

surely a zombie is not of a sound mind. They are zombies for a reason !

I think vampires win, who wants to turn into a ravaging wolf anyway, that is just madness.

Zombies just shuffle mindlessly from room to room uttering incoherent nonsense while disrupting normal live - they're undead bosses!

about the age of fifty


So blowing snot on your sleeve is part of the metamorphoses?

well i guess they are not totally mindless

Fido is essentially a cross between several 'boy and his dog' movies, Night of the Living Dead and Pleasantville, only the dog is a zombie.

From the official website:

"Welcome to Willard, a small town lost in the idyllic world of the 50's, where the sun shines every day, everyone knows their neighboor, and rotting zombies deliver the mail.

Years ago, the Earth passed through a cloud of space dust, causing the dead to rise with a craving for human flesh. A war began, pitting the living against the dead. In the ensuing revolution, a corporation was born: ZomCon, who defeated the legions of undead, and domesticated the zombies, making them our industrial workers, our domestic servants- a productive part of society. ZomCon would like the people of Willard to believe they have everything under control...but do they?

Timmy Robinson doesn't think so. At eleven, Timmy already knows the world is phoney baloney- Mom and Dad just won't admit it. Now ZomCon's head of security has moved in across the street and Timmy's Mom refuses to be the only housewife on the street who doesn't have a zombie of her own. When she brings a zombie servant home, Timmy discovers a new best friend, and names him Fido. And even though Dad has a bad case of zombie phobia, Timmy is determined to keep Fido, even if he does eat the odd person...

"Sometimes, it takes a dead man to teach us all what it means to be alive."