21-year-old chav has 7 kids by 7 different women

21-year-old fathers seventh child


no wonder britain is going down the crapper.

people like this should be sterilised.

What about the slappers he's been shagging, it takes two tango, unless he's a serial rapist!

Highest teenage pregnancy average in Britain, seems like real slapper territory to me.Then again if you are old enough to stick it in you have to be old enough to accept the consequences

Dunno. Do they have 7 children with 7 different fathers? Or are they just automatically slappers for having sex?

I never got a shag at 13 bloody hell

this is my favorite part:

They're unlikely to not of known what he's like are they, so yes they're slappers for having sex with him!

Apparently he "pulls 'em on the buses".


He appears to be quite the catch.

You hear about these stories all the time, but there never seems to be any follow up. I think it would be a great cautionary tale if someone actually checked in on this instantly extended family a few times each decade. See who's excelled in school, who's a promising boxer, who's in jail, who's running for political office, who's got seven of their own at 21, etc.

I'm not suggesting tagging these kids like penguins, or turning it into a spectacle, but if these youngsters heard more about what's to come they'd maybe be a bit more careful. True, "She tells me to pack it in and keep it in my trousers," is a great line, but life's about to whip that levity right out of him.

Chicks are drawn to bad boys like the proverbial flies.

"Mr Macdonald says he has no plans to father any more children". Does this mean he planned the first seven?

I'm not sure why this is news.
But I did grow up in Essex.

My favourite line from the story is this:


Obviously. And please, can someone tell me what exactly a "slapper" is? I did a Google image search but this did not quite yield the results I expected. Thanks in advance.

Looks like we're going to have to update the jokes!

Q. Why do Essex Tyne and Wear girls wear knickers?
A. To keep their ankles warm!

So tell us Katrina - what's he like in the sack then?

Google text search, second entry: The English-American Dictionary. Just scroll down.

the odd bit is you can get condoms free in the uk...

Slang term for a sexually promiscuous woman. I don't understand why you opted for an image search instead of a dictionary, though...

I've never heard the word before but Leo says "das flittchen". Which sounds much kinder than "slapper" to me.

There's an assuption there that he can read the instructions.

What an idiot. I swear to God that 60% of the UK population could be sterilised and the country would be better for it.

No wonder more people are leaving the UK than ever.

I am gonna hazard a guess that is his quality control systems are not ISO 9000 standard.

Yes, let's roll out the "jokes" and have a good old sneer, because then we can all think we're somehow better by some accident of birth.
Well, you know what? I'm not. I grew up in a place just like that and went to schools like that and I even had the Le Coq Sportif shellsuit to prove it.
Want to look down on me for it? Great, feel free as it will say much more about you than it ever will about me and where I came from.
So those girls could well have been me. I sat next to such gals for lunch, at my school reunion at 21, I was the only childless one. Go figure.
What made the difference?
Probably my family and a Scottish Protestant work ethic.
Of course, some would say that it was to a lack of offers or a possible Jaffa status ha ha, but I know that even the Hermès scarf I have on today and the use of the letter "h" I have now accquired isn't going to make me come from anywhere else.

Yes, personal responsibilty is an issue, yes that actions have an effect could well be better taught, but why is it cool for Madonna or Heidi Klum to have multi-father families and not for others? Because they can pay? Because they are older?
Teenage pregnancy is a hot topic and probably rightly so, but the hideous sneering? No thanks.

Hideous sneering is a lot easier, and funnier, than an up-its-own-arse TT thread analysing the social problems that caused this idiot to be on the planet. Try a sense of humour for size sometime.

@ Katrina's post

What does she mean by "use of the letter 'h' " ?

I'm Irish.

g'wan.

P.s. Agreed.

Also Madonna = slapper squared. mildly creative tho.

Also Heidi Klum = blonde bint who became initially famous by getting knocked up by rich famous dead Italian guy.

You seem to have started the "jokes".

It's not in my opinion.

@crusoe: Thanks for the explanation!

Well, I tried a Google text search but that veered into the direction of "happy slapping" thuggery which is not what we are looking at here.

My insufficient English skills notwithstanding, I did guess what "slapper" could mean, therefore the Google Image Search. But in no way am I or was I ever interested in looking pictures of promiscous women on the Internet. I mean, who is? Purely linguistic interest!

@Allershausen: "Flittchen" basically has the same meaning but it is indeed a much softer word. "Slapper" sounds very strong to me, almost like "bitch". A Flittchen is promiscuous and not too bright but definitely no bitch.

slapper = schlampe

You're too picky perhaps?

I have one, thanks.
Hence:

There's a real difference between laughing at and laughing with someone.
And some wonder why I ever left the UK.
Well I'll take fish sticks with the chip on my shoulder and wrap them in last night's Evening Echo, thanks and go stand with the other girls who don't wear tights in winter.

@ parnell: Maybe these gals shagged this bloke because fathering all these previous kids was proof that his cock worked?
@ JE: well, there's a first time for every label and that's a new one on me. Cheers, pet.

Apparently Keef is well known in the local community for providing this service. When it's time for young Sharon or Kylie, or whatever they're calling them these days, to move out, the parents give young Keef a buzz and he comes around to do the needful with his baby batter in order to get the lazy skank bumped up the housing list by being a single mother.

Or is I being unfair?

Well now I am not positive but I would say katrina means saying stuff like Hair instead of air and hello instead of ello and Head instead of ed, same as using the letter t as in water rather than waaer, hmm kind of hard to write the way I speak sometimes

contraception is free in the uk...

Yes we know.

Fresh meat?

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So a kid has sex...lots of kids and you lot drag him down...its natural, im not going to say use a jonny, but hes just doing what comes normal...and im only 1 sprog behind him..it takes 2 to tango.

And for those who think German girls are differant, well there not, i have slept with loads, and i mean loads.

Dont slag the kid off for doing what comes natural...

I am not quite sure what bringing ciggies in to the country has to do with having 7 kids, are you blaming it on his smoking addiction or lack of

Well you need a fag after sex - so it's clearly an important issue for Cooljewels. If you are only allowed 200 cigarettes through customs that is barely enough for a week of shagging by the sound of things.

I don't think the problem people have is that he's having sex, the problem is that he's fathering children he can't and won't support.

As blackadder said, i only smoke after sex...im a 20 a day man!

Fair play to you. Obviously that gammy back of yours doesn't slow you down that much.

I actually think the problem is that for an ugly fucker he is getting far more action than he deserves.

p.s. I do however reserve the right to retract that statement if someone shows me a photo of one of the said mingers, and she is a proper horror.

nope...not at all

Ach Johnny, some girls are just well charitable.

How is your wife, btw?

Not pregnant I hope, unless anyone has further updates for me?

What pikey toe rags,the lad and his conquests. They all should be sterilised. Or used as dog food. At least put to some good use.

I don't see why the guy always gets blamed for knocking up the girl. She can make sure they are using contraception just as well as he can.

God that made me laugh. I am sure that one of the mingers ladies did an interview a while ago, can't remember if it was ITV or BBC though, and I wouldn't have a clue what to google.

This is Stacy.