Why you shouldn't let kids run with forks

I got this from some friends and thought I would post it for the benefits of all.

Show your kids, show your neighbors kids! Mommy and Daddy are NOT kidding when they say "NEVER run with sharp objects!" See, this is what happens when you run with a fork!



I know, you're thinking the tip of the fork came DOWN on his nose, right? Well, you won't believe the next picture...



I bet the kid switches to a spoon!!!

Oh ! Poor thing. Definate learning material there!!

Imagine the mess a spoon would have made!

ahahaa

Seems to me kids and noses don´t go together, they are always getting things stuck in them!

Reminds me of my mother telling me as an adult to always put a knife blade pointing down into dish washer. I never listened to her. Then after cutting my hand quite badly on a knife sticking upwards in dishwaher, I decided she had a point.

So did the knife.

take.coat.leave.

Fork nose kid ... a long-standing web meme.

I did the same thing with a pencil and the roof of my mouth when I was that age.

I have showed the photos to my kids. One thought it was cool. one turned an odd shade of green.

White man speak with forked nose

That's just forking ridiculous

That's just forked up

Wonder what they had to fork out for the operation?

When I was about 7 I got stuck sitting beside the weird kid in class - you know the one, held back a year or two, big, oafish kid, looking like he might be called Billybob and have an older sister who happens to also be his mother kind of thing. Anyhow I was none to happy about being put sitting there. So the first day I'm sitting beside him, he turns to me, shows me a pencil and says 'watch this', and drives the penicl into his gum - like a good way maybe 4-5mm and then just turns to me a smiles a big oafish smile with blood slowly oozing out of his gum and the pencil sticking out of his face. I hated school.

I was reading through 19th century Ontario death notices and came across one of a four year old who was running with a toothbrush in his mouth, tripped and fell and that was that.

What an awful way to go.

I hated caravans, lets make a club where looneytoons don't get to perform autodentistry in their face in your face. First sharp object in face and they have to learn to spell their own middle-name, but not in alphabet soup that got lammed off their head by a blind aunt for their holy communion. Else they have to catch a ferret by the teeth using only their wits and a tampon.

Tough, but gamey.