SleeplessInMunich
Jan 29 2008, 2:36 pm
Yahoo! News:
Fly naked on Germany's first nudist holiday flightQUOTE
German nudists will be able to start their holidays early by stripping off on the plane if they take up a new offer from an eastern German travel firm.
Travel agency
OssiUrlaub.de said it would start taking bookings from Friday for a trial nudist day trip from the eastern German town of Erfurt to the popular Baltic Sea resort of Usedom, planned for July 5 and costing €499.
Better just hope they don't have to do an emergency exit at any point
Moonboot
Jan 29 2008, 2:45 pm
can anyone think of a good 'cockpit' joke?
triumph bob
Jan 29 2008, 2:47 pm
urgh. that's not right. wouldn't want to spill your coffee.
SleeplessInMunich
Jan 29 2008, 2:49 pm
Honestly though, WHY? What about the seats? Do they put covers on them or do you get to sit where some guy had his dirty arse on the flight out?
Genie
Jan 29 2008, 2:51 pm
Talk about bare bones flying...
triumph bob
Jan 29 2008, 2:51 pm
yet again - urgh.
Moonboot
Jan 29 2008, 2:52 pm
euhw! dirty arses, sweaty nads and manky minges, bet it's such a stinky flight.
they should tell passangers to bring their own towels to put on the seats.
HellesAngel
Jan 29 2008, 2:53 pm
Just makes it easier to kiss your arse goodbye when you finally do hear the pilot yelling 'brace brace brace'.
SleeplessInMunich
Jan 29 2008, 2:55 pm
Here is their website should anybody wish to book a flight :
OssiUrlaub
William
Jan 29 2008, 3:17 pm
Considering the average German build will they still be charging for excess baggage?
Welsh man
Jan 29 2008, 3:18 pm
the question here again is, is the bum hole taken care of?
Bum Health
Odenwalder
Jan 29 2008, 3:21 pm
Ok, when the captain says "it's gonna get bumpy, please take your seats" and the fasten seatbelts sign come on, SIT DOWN. You never know what will fall in your lap during a bumpy flight.
cb6dba
Jan 29 2008, 3:34 pm
Lots of nakeed people on a bumpy flight...
Sounds like a scene form the film airplane...
Yeti
Jan 29 2008, 3:34 pm
If there is a repeat of the incident at Heathrow recently those emergency slides are going to burn.
Allershausen
Jan 29 2008, 3:38 pm
QUOTE (Moonboot @ Jan 29 2008, 2:52 pm)
they should tell passangers to bring their own towels to put on the seats.
They're Germans, that's the seat reservation system!
Scottagain
Jan 29 2008, 3:44 pm
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha aint that the truth! But this stuff is enough to make you scared of the dark.
William
Jan 29 2008, 3:45 pm
Naked people with towels aboard flying craft!!! Fuck, the Vogons are coming!!!
YorkshireLad6
Jan 29 2008, 3:58 pm
QUOTE (Yeti @ Jan 29 2008, 3:34 pm)
If there is a repeat of the incident at Heathrow recently those emergency slides are going to burn.
...and you'd have extra skid marks on the runway...
MunichMag
Jan 29 2008, 4:06 pm
If they did have to do an emergency evacuation of the plane, like the Heathrow situation, I'm assuming they wouldn't have time to all put their clothes on again, so would they be open to prosecution for indecent exposure?
cb6dba
Jan 29 2008, 4:07 pm
It would be like a really boring 1970's porn movie...
MunichMag
Jan 29 2008, 4:21 pm
... but probably with fat middle aged people.
krostitzer
Jan 29 2008, 4:28 pm
no doubt, i wouldn't want to be on a plane full of naked people unless they were all sexy.
fRe4k
Jan 29 2008, 4:35 pm
One big fart from someone among the group will bring down the morale of people in this naked trip (Even if there are sexy @ss's around)!
haha
aspiadas
Jan 29 2008, 11:01 pm
So I guess the passengers know what to do when the captain announces on the tanoy, "prepare to take off"
krostitzer
Jan 29 2008, 11:23 pm
a big fart brings down the morale on a plane, naked or not!
Boots
Jan 31 2008, 7:26 pm
leisure suit larry
Jan 31 2008, 8:27 pm
The FKK flight has one certain advantage: the security check will be really fast.
Maybe some politicians vying for the populist vote will get the cue and soon ALL flights will be FKK without exception - for security reasons.
But no leisure suit for you larry if you join along.
He'll have to change his name to Birthday Suit Larry.
lulü
Jan 31 2008, 11:21 pm
Interesting!
Max74
Feb 1 2008, 3:19 pm
QUOTE (SleeplessInMunich @ Jan 29 2008, 2:36 pm)
Yahoo! News:
Fly naked on Germany's first nudist holiday flightBetter just hope they don't have to do an emergency exit at any point
Well...good thing is they won't need too much time to go through custom checks (hopefully).
cb6dba
Feb 1 2008, 4:11 pm
Given that there is only one place to hide anything and there may be rules on how many 'random checks' they have to do...
You do not want to be one of 'random' people getting checked...
SleeplessInMunich
Feb 1 2008, 4:16 pm
I can see Ryanair catching on to this in an effort to cut costs and offer cheaper fairs (i.e make bigger profits). Only one item of clothing allowed per person in the cabin, pay extra for any other clothes. Air hostess and piolts will be naked in an effort to cut down on operating costs.
jester
Feb 1 2008, 4:58 pm
I can picture the mad rush to the plane so that they can be first to put down their towel and claim their seat. They'll probably leave it there for the return trip as well!!
krostitzer
Feb 1 2008, 8:20 pm
that's just nasty. come on, a transatlantic flight with 300 naked people, that's gotta smell pretty bad...
Lavender Rain
Feb 1 2008, 8:33 pm
This is a pic taken at the airline check-in of the mad rush to the plane.
SleeplessInMunich
Feb 2 2008, 10:03 am
The
BBC's report on the same story.
sarabyrd
May 25 2008, 1:41 pm
Sorry, guys,
it's been scratched.
Seems some media and customers, most of them in the "old" states, were vehemently against the flight for ethical and sanitary reasons.
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