Statistics on how many expats have learnt German

So here we go. I'll start a poll to get the statistics so that we know the facts before we argue.

Related topic: If you don't want to speak German, just leave

Where's the "God translates for me" option?

I wish there was one!

You mean you don't use Godlingua v. 2.1? Nearly as good as the Cunnilingua v.69 (or so I've heard).

Where's the " I love clicking on polls " option?

And the 'you can speak anything when you're drunk and I'm drunk all the time' option?

Where's the 'taxi driver' option? Should be above 'bad', but below 'so so'

Where's the "I'm tongue-tied option"?

I can't really say its important or not important, obviously the more German you know the easier you'll life will be as well as those you come in contact with, but I think someone could manage to live here with very little knowledge of the German language for sure.

I'm living proof of this statement.

I prefer arguing before I have the facts. It's much a much more imaginative approach.

Ah, the Bill Clinton approach. A classic.