Do you read the German FHM? It's just as cool as the American edition - the girls are pretty hot.

Every year the German FHM has a model search for the "Nachbarin des Jahres", which basically means the most beautiful neighbor in Germany. For the very first time an American dreamgirl is one of the five finalists. And she lives in Munich!

Her name is Stacey, 28 years old. Check her out her photo:

We have to vote for her! Send a SMS with this text "FHM 1018" to 82283.

And here is the link: FHM - Nachbarin des Jahres

are those real?

I wonder what her TT user name is

She's got a face like a grave diggers clog!

What a crocadillypig

Well, I hope she's digging your grave. Only losers post mean comments about a beautiful girl. I voted for her!!

Humm... there's a lot of powder on that FHM pic - here she is again...
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Powder? I thought they did it all digitally these days.

Photoshop: turning mingas into hotties since 1987

She looks like transgender... neither woman nor man or both. Look at her hands. Just like a man.

I'd do 'er.

Honey if that's transgender then I'm queer as a three dollar bill.

I'd do the dog, make the beast with two backs, put the snake in the grass, let her ride the long necked donkey...

Just shows how these clever guys with studio lights and Photoshop can do miracles. Let's be honest here. If she was in the same queue at Lidl on a thursday morning you would hardly bat an eyelid would you?

Wow! I'm surprised at the responses...thought I'd help her with some support, not slams.

Anyway, I hope she wins!

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With a knacki-Po like that I'd do more than bat eyelids.

I guess they wouldn't because their eyes would be bulging out of their sockets.

_{I said "eyes" and "Sockets".}

Come on JE. You couldn't Photoshop pins of that qually.

You can do anything with photoshop. But granted, I'd hit it too, her ass is like that of a 12 year old boy.

Have you ever considered taking the cloth my son?

How come her skin tone is sort of milky coffee in the first post and Bourneville chocolate in the photo from YL6? Those photos have been fiddled with more than your average head choir boy.

Perhaps part of her prize was a holiday in the sun!

OK, clearly you might look twice if she had her tits out and a blue ribbon for a skirt, but in jeans and a jumper - I doubt it.

Mr. English, are you a poof?

She was on the Radio Gong Mike Thiel show the other week. She has been in Germany a Year and had learnt German from scratch and did the whole 6/7 minute interview in German, with only a little bit of prompting. Was pretty funny. I'd vote for her just on that basis as it took me far longer to reach that level of German !! So good on her...Hope she wins !

I'll thank you not to second-guess my level of horniness/desperation. :-)

Not transgender, the bone structure is too delicate. The hands look too big because the rest of her is (too) skinny. Bet holding her own boobs is the biggest piece of meat she's touched in two years.

I didn't know that tits counted as meat. One more thing that vegetarians can't enjoy then.

Some picky people here... makes me wonder what you all are going to bed with. Well I have to say I'd hit it like a freight train. Plus I'm sure she has a great personality

The point I am attempting to make rather badly, is how much we focus on the staged photos of people/celebs in magazines and the excellent effects that can be achieved. I am assuming that she doesn't clean the bathroom dressed in that gear.

Learning fluent german good enough to be witty in a radio interview in one year - now that is impressive.

Why not? I clean mine wearing just rubber gloves - much safer for my clothes.

Not that that matters. Or something.

Sara, I is shocked I tells ya, shocked

A lass thats 9yrs younger than me, Far better looking IMHO and she dosent flaunt her body like some tuppeny tart in a lapdance bar!

There's no question that she's gorgeous, but that Michael Jackson-like change in skin colour is disturbing if not offensive.

Glad you said that, it slightly bothered me. There must be a reason because it's a massive change. I hope it's not for the one I hope It isn't for...

It could be just the lighting used for the shot?

LOL

Thats just brightened up my day!

It's just a half-arsed Photoshop job, if you ask me.

If they'd done it properly they'd have made her hair blonde and her eyes blue aswell.

Lighting? Well I'm no photography expert, but that's some pretty incredible lighting if it can lighten your skin tone by five or six shades. If they put me under that same lighting I'd become translucent.

I'll just come right out and say it: I think that regardless of how it happened, whether by lighting or digitally, it was intentional... and I think it's strongly possible that someone felt she would be more appealing to FHM Germany readers if her skin were lighter.

Guys... "male hands"... "shades of skin colours"... like a previous poster said, who the hell are you married to/dating? Beyonce or Simone Scherzinger or similar???

MrNosey, most of our current favorites are not displaying their bodies for evaluation. This girl wants our votes, she has to live with our criticism as well.

Votes? I would most definitely give her one.

It's Nicole Scherzinger.

It's just human nature to examine and criticise others, especially those who invite examination by posing nude in magazines. This chick didn't sign up for a personality contest, after all.

And while I'm not finding fault with this particular girl, it's my right to criticise celebrities and other 'attractive' people while still thinking my imperfect significant other is flawless. It's called love -- something I don't feel for movie stars or magazine centerfolds.

Edit: pretty much beaten to it by sarabyrd

Thank Christ for that.

Simone Vs Nicole of the Scherzingers

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Well considering that her debut solo album is called Her Name is Nicole, I thought it was a relevant point.

Not just them apparently :

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/718359.stm


http://www.scienceinafrica.co.za/2004/marc...nlightening.htm

we're on the same lines as this here. i wonder how she feels about this?

I reckon that, like most women posing in magazines, she accepts that a certain amount of digital 'enhancement' is going to take place. In the pic where she's posing with the significantly lighter version of herself, she doesn't look too upset. Let's face it, 100% of the pictures you see in fashion magazines and the like have been Photoshopped in order to meet someone's perception of what is beautiful or appealing. Doesn't make it right, but that's how it works.

Pity really, cos black, white, green or purple it looks like she's got a cracking body, unless that's been Photoshopped within an inch of its life too.

That's what I want to know , can I bleach my ass smaller?

Her facial features looked shit with the lighter skin. Much better with her natural, darker colour.
FHM and those mags are just getting ridiculous with their photoshopping now. I bet half the girls are actually the photoshop artists dads/priests/uncle Geralds and so forth, just virtually tweaked a bit here and there, coloured, defurred, bent into a new position, slapped to the left and soft focussed.
Sorry lads. Yes you are gay.