Getting more tables is not an option, I was lucky to bag the eight we have.
I want an alternative Wiesn off limits to anyone who doesn't belong there: Arrogant smokers, militant non-smokers, guys who wear
Lederhosen to sneakers, girls who combine Dirndln with the wrong shoes/purses/make-up, drinkers, non-drinkers, wrong nationalities (including Preißn in Trachten) and people who can't keep their hands to themselves (not just pickpockets).