I was out drinking with bluedave when...

Since Mr. bluedave and I live in the same area, we tend to drink at the same places. Over time, I noticed that when we are out drinking I would get really drunk – I mean reaaaalllly drunk, usually on Mai Tais – and do something stupid. At first, I thought it was just me. Recently, I have noticed that others have similar stories. So, let’s see what kind of trouble we have gotten into whilst drinking with him.

I’ll start.

One night I was out drinking with bluedave when we decided to share a cab home. On the way, I remembered that he had just moved and I had not seen his flat completely decorated. So, he invited me up for a beer and a look around the place. One beer lead to another when I realized it was quite light outside. I took a look at my watch – 6am!! He offered to call a cab for me but I insisted on walking home (about 15 minutes).

About block three I realized that walking was proving a bit difficult. I had already collided (nearly head-on) into a street light and a fence. When I got to the Karl-Preis Platz Ubahn, I bounced off a building. At that point I called my husband to “pick me up at the Ubahn station�. He mentioned something about “being asleep� and that I had a ticket to use the Ubahn (we live closer to the next station) or some such nonsense. After screaming something into the phone, he understood my point of view and walked over to get me. While waiting for him to rescue me, I thought I would casually lean against the building, like all cool and stuff. According to the husband, I was actually hugging the building and mumbling something. Anyway, got home safe and sound.

Anybody else?

...I wore a silly hat. And the day after, I took this silly picture.

I was out (well, in his flat) drinking with bluedave and now I'm stuck with a dutchman

. . . . I started drinking shots of tequila out of my cleavage ...

Now I know why I went home instead of partying on with Blue Dave last weekend!

i don`t remember alot, but waking up on the bathroom floor in my pj`s, feeling like absolute shit... having the check my phone to see when my last sms arrived/sent to Bluedave... Jumbo MaiTais are to blame!

My memory tells me that I have never been out drinking with the one known as bluedave.

Funny, I can ALWAYS remember how a night out with bluedave begins, but I can never remember how it ends...

It's all a conspiracy i tell ya, i wasn't even there

..when a plot was hatched about a trip to Dubai and a certain TTer being conned into believing she had to wear a Burka!

Went for a coupla scoops and a quick a curry with bluedave & grinner back in early March. Being a lighweight, I fell asleep on the (last) S-Bahn and woke up just as the train was pulling out from my stop. Got off at the next stop and had to walk back 4km through dark country lanes in the snow. Got home at 3am

That was my first friday night out after my Mrs moved over and was the last for quite some time.

I drank too much (which he persuaded) and then fell asleep at the bar curled up next to him.

... I'd be willing to bet I've got more stories than all of you combined.

My greatest achievement, however, was drinking bluedave under the table.

Man you fall for all the tricks don't you.

I beg your pardon! If anyone's falling for anything, it's him. He's the one notoriously falling down after a few drinks, not me.

I have vague recollection of something like that one night at Escobar.

Sounds like bluedave is the man to meet , where do you - does he hang out ?

bluedave can often be found at the Hofbraeukeller in Wiener Platz or the local Kneipe, Radlwirt, in Balanstrasse.

I was out drinking with bluedave one night, and I sold him almost the entire contents of my flat.

Quite opposite here. I usually find him as one of the last to leave the pub as well as I. Thats how I know he is a hell of a lad.

But at least i can stay upright whilst walking on flat surfaces while sober . . .

bluedave, give JennyL a break. She's just top heavy!

Those floors are NOT straight, Dave.

Edit: Cinzia-

Lucky bastard to have Jennyl falling on him. All I ever had was the window on the RE to regensburg.

For those a little confused, the floors in question are straight and true corridors at work which thousands of people every day manage to negotiate safely.

@ Cinzia. I never noticed

*cough* bullshit *cough*
Anyway, nice job totally ignoring the fact that I can outdrink your northern English @ss.

Ok, i admit it, Jenny drank me under the table most comprehensively and i had to crawl home with my ass handed to me on a plate.

I have had a few opportunities for revenge since however.

Go, JennyL!

USA! USA! USA!

It's much trickier for someone wearing a burqa.

grinner was there?

Well anyways in all seriousness Bluedave is a class act bloke to get a pint with. We just need someone now to create a list of top Toytown drinkers to have a pint with. BlueDave has the permanet status.