Munich's "Miss Arse Antlers" 2004

Radio Gong's Morning Man Mike is running a competition to find Munich's "Miss Arse Antlers 2004".

Any TT ladies going to be entering? Or is getting your tits out at the Wiesn enough exposure for one year?



Found via 512mb.net

Nice.

I was going to post this also. But then I hesitated. Couldn't decide whether a suitable TT translation of 'Arschgeweih' would be 'Arse Antlers', 'Ass Antlers', or 'Butt Antlers'.

Gotta think trans-atlantic these days.

Americans, what name do you give to these posterior tattoos then?

butt wings

okay, they're just called lower back tattoos.

How about Henna on the bum?

Who is Henna, a TT member?

Henna is a traditional Arabic dye usually put on girls hands in the designs we see everywhere now.

I know, twas a poor attempt at humour

That, it must be said, is a gorgeous arse. But why spoil it with one of those stupid, common as muck tatoos eh??

An arse?? Where's the crack?



Some real shockers on that site.

Is it a direction arrow for when you have had 1 Mass too many perhaps?

What? That would be a challenge, I cannot imagine a valid starting point in that direction. Unless you are talking about reverse mass vision perhaps?

Blimey - you must have led a very sheltered life...

The arrow you imagine points north. Where did you have in mind?

I like em. Tattoos on chicks drive me crazy. Best I ever saw was a tree / vine back tattoo, with the trunk growing up the backbone, and branches and leaves crossing over the sides around to the front, and over the shoulders. Very Nice.. Wish I could find a pic of something similar...

So a big all-encompassing bush then Kza?

come on keydeck it makes it easier for drunken guys to remember...

bush = front
tree = back

You like tattoos? I recommend - move to Australia - every Sheila has one. Its even a legitimate chat up phrase to ask "Where's yer tattoo then?".

Miss Arse Antlers - AKA Miss Porno Tats

Drunk bloke posting above. No clue.

No drunken-ness, just that those "arse antlers" are also known as porno tattoos.

Stupid things imo.

I really like them and considered getting one a wee while ago, problem is everyone seems to have them now so I'm not going to bother.

Exactly!!! Dont bother, get your self a t-shirt with "Hamburg" or "Unterhaching" on it. Or is that fad dead yet?!?!? All my mates got Celtic bands round their arms, and now they look like tits, ho hum.

I can imagine in 20 years time there will be a major fad for lazer treatment. Otherwise imagine all those grannys with wrinkled arse antlers. *shudder*

Yeah Ive seen lots of people with the celtic bands - fad tats are definitely not the way forward. Private, personal designs that are memorable and mean something are cool, but stay clear of the latest fashion tats. How stupid can some people be?

Oh and Tshirts with place names on are out too, unless of course you are 12. (I dont really remember them ever being fashionable though to be honest)

It's true. The betty boo tattoo I have on my penis is private, personal, memorable, means something, cool and stays away from any fashion.

I love it.

oh, and do you live in Munich? How can you have missed those place name jackets, t-shirts, beer mugs and mouse mats?!?!

foxy.

DO NOT GET A TAT: THEY LOOK TERRIBLE AND NOT AT ALL LADY LIKE!!

shirts with 'hamburg' etc were/are only trendy if your german. i did think about making one with 'nowhere' or 'east grimethorpe' on it but never got round to it. mmmm maybe i coud design a Toytown one?

@gideon - lot's of Germans seem to think otherwise...

IFW: I havent missed them, I just try to pretend they arent there! For me you cant even put the word fashion into the same sentence as Germany. I know its wrong to tar everybody with the same brush, and it has to be said that ALL my German friends have fantastic dress sense...BUT... I cant seem to get the complete fashion casualties I have seen walking around this town out of my head. I was standing waiting for my UBahn and I am faced with a cropped zipped anorak, sporting a mullet hairdo, trackie b's that are too short tucked into white sports socks and jesus sandals!!! I wish I had had my camera. I am not exactly cutting edge fashion mesel' (cant afford it) but there is such a thing as style oder?

@ Gideon - the only time I would get a tat is if it was a small personal one for myself only. Personal meaning that I would have it somewhere where I could hide it relatively easily and have it just for my own pleasure. (For business I couldnt have one that was exposed anyway) I disagree with you on the lady-like thing, I think they can be very cool in the right place, and with the right story behind them. I am no fan of the massive ones, I prefer the wee subtle ones.

I take your point foxy, but I still prefer weird German fashions to typical English beer uniform. I just take the piss out of both. In 20 years time, school kids will be shown videos of you or someone like you with your "style" looking hot, and they will laugh their arses off at you.

Sad but true. The only way to be, is to be yourself and be comfortable. Thats why I never wear clothes.

Its becoming socially more acceptable it seems. Which is great for those who want to express themselves in an artistic way. I would like to get one one but as Foxy has highlighted already, a concealed version would be my initial choice to. Not sure what my mum would say, hehe.

@foxy i meant the ones as shown on the website! like half your body.
@vdb. were you refering to tats or clthes?

Couldn't forgive myself if I miss an opportunity. So,


Lucky for Jimbo then

Lucky for Jimbo huh

Wow.

Keydeck - that was scary!

What does it all mean?

amazing that we both share the identical lack of wit - must the the irish roots

Right - wed better test this Uri Gueller stylie...

I am thinking of an object and you gotta draw it...

It means that Jimbo really is a lucky man or that your warped minds think alike. Pick one, any one

what does it mean?

seperated at birth?
married to each other in a past life?

I don't think fitting both Keydeck and myself into the one womb would ever have been a biological possibility...

It'd want to have been a helluva womb. A womb with a view if you will.

suprisingly babies do not have male-adult-with-beer-belly size when born. maybe you were both twee and defenceless.

womb with an autozoom?

Those tops with names of places were vaguely cool in England a few years ago. Gap picked up on the fashion with CUBA being amongst the first ones. Then branching out to other countries and cities.
Then they became old and uncool - so Germany decided to accept them as fashionable. (late as ever - or is that fashionably late???)

The new fad seems to be tops with "We Love" printed on the front/back. The Pro-Sieben marketing bods must be laughing all the way to the bank.

it was Gideon's idea so we have to thank him for it

no i work for premiere...!!
dont blame me for that paaaaalease. although i do know who came up with it.
and a good job you didn't do it.

"we love to entertain ewes"