You know you're turning German when...

I see touch parking here in Munich all the time, and most of the time it's the chicks doing it. Most blokes know where their car starts and finishes, girls seem to have no clue, and could care less, "cos that's what bumpers a for"

we watch the parking lot out front of the building for kicks! and we see this all the time! And that is in Munich, best day is Thursday, when the market is there on Rosenkavalierpl... less spots for parking makes for some interesting parking jobs and stau.

No, it's because guys keep saying 6 inches is 9 inches - kind of throws the depth perception out the window

touche!

...when you catch yourself looking for somewhere to "tank" your car.

...when you can laugh along at the Turks and their Kebabs "mit viel Scharf", but see nothing wrong with the phrase "Ue30 party - mit Flirt".

Where's the "You know you're turning American" thread when you need..

16. When you start reply 'schoen Tag noch' to the shop assistants.

did that for months when I moved back to england

http://www.hueber.de/sixcms/media.php/36/t...ermanentest.pdf

Here is the link to a test that can help you to know whether you are turning German or not.

You find the need to say things that are very obvious..

Like when the crossing lights (you also use ampel) turn green and you feel the need to tell the people you are with to "go now".

You know you are not german when you think "Mr/Mrs obvious does it again"

you think soup should be made of 99% salt with a sneeze of vegetable and some chopped up pancake in it

Your spice rack contains the following and only the following spices:

Caraway Seeds
Nutmeg
Bay Leaves
Yellow Curry Powder
Maggi

you think a delicious pub snack would be a smelly fish on a stick

.. if you grab a candle and run to the next "Lichterkette" after something bad happened in the world.

you plan on buying one of the scraggy-ass branches for easter egg hanging

...you are delighted that you have the exact small change for the woman who scowls at a €5 note when you are spending more than €2 at the bakery
...you start browsing through the household goods on offer in Plus

You write a "1" like a "7".

You are turning German if you drink so much and leave your car at the pack place, as you don't want your Drivers licence to be withdrawn.
When you Drink so much and the hair on your head is waving live the wind in the Netherlands.

You know you are turning German if you think killing babies and putting them in the fridge is an accepted means of birth control.
So, don't be surprised if you get a visit from your local police after you bought a large fridge!

These last two posts are just stupid.