So we have booked The Passadena Roof Ocherstra and a 35 ton truck from a rose grower in Holland will be arriving at 12:00 Xmas Day to deliver 40,000 red roses. The champange fountain is giving us trouble but, nobody seen us stealing the tree from outside the Rathaus.
Freddy Mercurys brother, Rising will be performing live with Queen on the balcony later on in the evening. Stables for reindeer and horses are in the garden.
Have I forgotten anything?
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Christmas dinner at our place
We have space for six guests, anyone interested?
So you lucky people who´s coming? Don´t all rush!
10 days to go people, the pole dancer is flying in from Vegas for this. Elton Johm had to cancel cos he´s having a hair transplant. So roll up, sign up!
Ah, the smell of desperation permeates the air
Desperate, us? Maybe a bit, after Elton cancelled we nearly got Tony Christie instead, that would have been desperate. But luckily enough Mariah was available.
That turkey is gonna last a long time mate
It should do, we bought the entire stock of a Norfolk turkey farm and they´re being flown over in a Hercules. So plenty to eat then! Insert ("We really don´t care, cos we have The Great Escape to watch DVD"smiley) but can´t cos my browser is buggered!
So seriously boys and girls , we need to know how many are coming as we shall be buying the goodies on Sat. So drop either me or coolerking a PM, we´ll call or PM with address and tel no. So get your skates on kids, getting close now!
Come on, girls! I need some female company if I go along!
Yeah! You tell them Nicky, we want lots of women a couple of guys too if needs be!
Don't think much is happening here - so guess I'll turn out my cupboards instead and open a can of beans ...
Due to extreme lack of interest and general arsedraggedness, we regret to imform the esteemed members of TT that we are closing the reservations of the "Amazing King Boys Christmas Dinner" as of midnight tonight.
Free nosh and loads of laughs and only cost a bottle of wine or two!
I would have been up there quicker than a Hasher up a Hasherettes dress! ( But then I am going anyway ,so there)
( Elton is not going to like playing to just the 2 of us at all, last time I seen him there were 10,000 of us)
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Free nosh and loads of laughs and only cost a bottle of wine or two!
I would have been up there quicker than a Hasher up a Hasherettes dress! ( But then I am going anyway ,so there)
( Elton is not going to like playing to just the 2 of us at all, last time I seen him there were 10,000 of us)
Due to lame browser cannot insert "If that´s the way you feel then so be it, it´s not as if you had no warning at all smiley!"
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