Nigella Lawson - British TV celebrity chef

Watch her programme sometimes. I find this woman extremely atractive. Watching her rustle up something on her programmes is wonderful viewing. Problem is I never am able to concentrate on what she is doing very much. The woman could cook beans on toast and still be compulsive viewing for me.

However liking her too much might not be a good thing as she seems to close to her father. I always think of her father's shitty Thatcher monetarist policies when I see her!

Three tread starts in a few minutes. Are the kids asleep?

I've got the tea bags.

This thread needs a picture.

Pas thanks for bringing a taste of civilisation out to Germany in the form of PG Tipps.

No they have been getting on my nerves today. Boy threw a container holding small nails across the room this afternoon as it's been a difficult one. I also smell a smell... Nappy table beckons. Yuk.

Nigella is hot. I suspect once you have opened the packet you might find the contents are actually just past sell-by-date but quite edible nonetheless.

Hot. That she is.

She looks quite tasty here....

I think that the dough has sunk to the bottom of the pan in this shot:



p.s. I know squat about cooking so have no idea if dough sinks in pans etc.

Definitely Hot!

I think your metaphor is a bit off JE as dough generally rises... and she gets my vote as hot

Can´t you imagine sinking your chops into that...?

In that case I was bang on. We would like the dough to have all risen. Looks like quite a bit has, but also quite a bit hasn't.

As I am feeling charitable today I might be willing to let her heat my meat and 2 veg.

She´s 47 too and looking great

I'm not getting the analogy, what are you trying to say?

maybe JE thinks there is too much dough around the hips?

Men

It takes a woman to appreciate a woman these days.

Right. Let us be crystal clear on this issue.

She is 47 and gravity is taking over and she has a fat arse and probably droopy tits.

Would I hit it? In a fucking heartbeat.

Well she definitely makes my dough rise. Especially those pics.

More photos!

Just for Jeremy...



I'm going to side with JE on the dough issue, but full marks to whoever posted this on YT for the 'juicy' edit midway through...

well, those boobs seem to be doing allright, don`t seem to be kneewarmers to me.

Disturbing mental picture...

I like your confidence Carm but in my dreadfully limited experience Newton's laws cannot be defeated.

I think if she was really hot, most of the ladies confirming now would not be posting any comment.

there are some great excercises to help keep them up... believe me

It can with proper training. I know a 71 year old with nipples that still point to the sky, they're not tiny either at a C-Cup (I assume if they were much bigger no amount of training would help though). She doesn't wear a bra, swears that's the reason everyone else gets saggy. Something about the muscles never learning to support the breast.

I think probably women have a different concept of hot than men.

Most women think Cameron Diaz is a dog while most men think she's a dream. Interestingly both men and women find Angelina Jolie hot and most women readily admit this so your theory doesn't really hold water. Unless you think Angelina isn't really hot either, which you may not but many men would disagree.

It also happens that ER, Carm and I often share views on what is hot or not- the fact that we are friends may or may not have anything to do with it

I think this is definitely a case of MILF, this Nigella Lawson misses seems very hot. Angelina Jolie is walking sex and I think she could turn gay men straight and straight women gay. However this might just be my opinion.

Nigella may very well be hot (ok i admit it, I'd love to bury my face in those tits) but she ain't a patch on my favourite TTer.

Awww

who says I was talking about you anyway?

Any chance of any Nigella Lawson style cooking going on tonight has just flown right out the window!

Like what? I would totally do them for insurance, but I thought it all came down to genetics in the end. (or surgery)

Pity she is not blonde or I might be tempted. Oh well, I would let her prepare me a suet pudding and tuck me in afterwards

Cameron Diaz is a dog.
Monical Bellucci is a goddess.
Angelina Jolie is sexy and beautiful.
Drew Barrymore is cute.

And alot of women who are called "beauties" by the media are average at best.

I find that a man's critique of a woman's body is directly proportional to the size of hit gut. The fatter he gets the more he criticizes.

(and I'm not directing that comment at you Johnny it's just a general observation I have made)

Skinny doesn't equal beauty, facial symmetry and bodily proportion does.

The sexiest thing about Nigella is her chocolate fudge cake - it has never failed me and always turns out perfectly.

This ones also 47, but looks much better (Yulia Tymoshenko, Prime Minister Ukraine)
Do a google image search and you find lots more pix.
[img]http://blog.kievukraine.info/4512.jpg[/img]
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/83/Yulia_Tymoshenko_press_conference.jpg/166px-Yulia_Tymoshenko_press_conference.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/yulia-tymoshenko-01.jpg[/img]

I was wondering what became of Heidi when she grew up.

(she looks beautiful in the last picture with her hair down amazing that she's 47, she's hot)

She used to be a brunette too! Very clever market positioning and why not? I hope she is really able to do some good. (I wonder if this would work for me as a halloween costume? LOL)

Looks like she might have had a little "Help" over the years too...

Wow! That's an amazing makeover. She looks much better now..long, blonde hair suits her.

Possibly, but that that dark hair was very aging on her and probably not natural either. Lightening hair can take years off SOME women. Worked for her...and a bit of botox maybe?

yeah, I would say botox and skin resurfacing and maybe even a mini-forehead lift. But that's ok. I admire women who take care of themselves no matter what the decide whether it be plastic surgery or aging all natural..

Flattering makeup and lighting can help too.

Nice. Real nice. I would never have thought for a moment it was directed at me had you not instantly stated IM NOT DIRECTING THAT COMMENT AT YOU JOHNNY.

So clearly it was directed at me.

However I am getting slimmer so nah nah nah. My rugby mates enquired as to whether I had caught a disease in Germany 'cos I was so skinny when I saw them on Thursday night so must be heading
in the right direction.

No more comments please or my combination of paranoia and german supermarkets will have me anorexic.

She's clearly built for comfort rather than speed. I bet she would oscillate at just the right frequency on the rough sections of track on the U-Bahn.

Oh shit, I've just given away my U-bahn lech identity...

I watch her at 0630 in the morning sometimes on American satellite T.V. She is absolutely beautiful and her high cheekbones makes her face quite distinctive. But I'm more interested in what's she's cooking up than how she's looking.

huh? Are you saying that women cannot find another women attractive? And if she is an attractive women, and women don't find her attractive they are then jealous? Man you are warped.

Like ER mentioned, I don't think Cameron Diaz is attractive, so, to you that must mean I am jealous? Nah, blondes are not my thing.

Would like to get my hands on a copy of that training on a DVD to practice every day. My breasts are in a battle to see which one can get down to my wrist the fastest. At my age, gravity is not my friend.

As I am into recycling here is one of my oldest jokes:

A man and a woman were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary together at the breakfast table. The man says "Darling, I want you to know I still love you just as much as I did 50 years ago. Why don't we sit naked?" "Why not?" says the old woman. So they both strip off and are stitting starkers at the table.

"Darling" says the wife alluringly, "I want you to know, my nipples are just as hot now as they were 50 years ago when we first married."

"I'm not surprised" says the man "One of your tits in the porridge, the other is in the coffee".

Boom boom!

Anyone catch her tonight? Of all TV cooks I often learn a bit here and there but I simply couldnt tell you what the hell she made tonight. All I remember was this weird combination of upper and lower class food, like tins of evap milk and tinned pears and later "Puy" lentils whatever the hell they are. Can you imagine going into Mini Mal or Penny and asking for them? Every time the camera focusses on the meal she is cooking then up to her it always does this side sweep to her titties. Man if it rained you could shelter under those.

And ladies leave them alone with those comments. One can almost hear the miaowing of cats on this thread.