World's best butt competition

Later in November, the world championship for the world's best butt will be held in Munich. Further information (and puns most likely) will hopefully be following in this thread. For now, here is the Japanese winner.

Now on Youtube

BUTT I simply don't care about this .

I wish they'd call it "Po-Po-palooza."

who cares? we were waiting for this for a long time.

Are you competing as the best arse ?

she's got a big chest bum...but they gave the prize to someone with absolutely NO arse...

I cann smoke a mean boston butt, should I turn up?

Those girls don't have anything on Juan Martin Hernandez (see hot rugby men thread)...

That is not a butt? Looks like her back continued to her legs!!! Now I have an ass that would put all those girls to shame...JLO aint got nothing on me!

Oh and no I am not posting pics to prove this...

Yeah that Japanese girl has no butt at all.

She will be the butt of all the jokes at the booty fest.

when is this competition?
if we're going for biggest, most celulite i know an entrant who could bring home the price.

She's crap, this is way, way better...

So who is organizing this TT on the PoPo outing?

Agreed , I was close to writing to the internet and demanding my 2 minutes back.

We have a winner!

Pretty nice booty that... wouldn't mind having one just like it.

Time to change the title, maybe?

Kay, Kay, Kay. Get some rest. The world is in order.
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Don't want any blokes to be getting their hopes up throughout November, do we?

Neither would I ;-)

Having years of experience in judging callipygous-ness, there is a science to it. Butts are awarded points on a scale of 0 to 9 (decimals allowed.) Three points are awarded for form, three for quantity, and three for motion. To qualify for top points, form and quantity must be in balance whilst motion must be pleasing to the eye of the beholder. This is a two part competition: the thong and the form fitting jean. Contestants are given the opportunity to give profile views (left and rught,) a full on view, and a view while strolling. The display of any special talent is allowed: resistance to jiggling or jiggling - both are good - and in some cases contestants have been known to touch their toes while giving the full on view. This view is not mandatory but it has been known to provide a decisive edge in close scoring.

It is noteworthy that such competitions are NOT limited to those in their younger years. As a judge, I have seen - recently I may add - callipygous women who are well into their forties and beyond. In fact, I have a decided preference for that age group. Women, do not be shy about being judged thusly. Breats may sag but a beautiful bottom is a thing of beauty that lives on and on.

Women need not feel left out as I have been told there is a similar system of scoring for men. I am, however, not privy to this and thus can provide no guidance.

If I am informed of the when and where of the competition, I will gladly attend with a group of interested - but serious - observers. If anyone wishes to be prejudged for this, or any similar competition, I can be called upon at almost any hour of the day, any day of the week.

I'm sure you can.
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