Scogs
Oct 16 2007, 2:38 pm
Sky news:
Did Man Eat Girlfriend With Slice Of Lime?QUOTE
Meat found on a plate, fork and frying pan in the apartment of an aspiring horror writer was human, forensic experts have confirmed. Police discovered body parts hidden in the Mexico City home of Jose Luis Calva days after his 32-year-old girlfriend Alejandra Galeana went missing.
What's wrong with just eating bangers and mash?!
BadDoggie
Oct 16 2007, 2:40 pm
You'll probably want to read this
advice for aspiring writers.
woof.
Johnny English
Oct 16 2007, 2:44 pm
I think the police should maybe check to see if the meat on the table and the missing girlfriend are linked. Seems a bit suspicious to me.
Lifeisabuffet
Oct 16 2007, 2:48 pm
So I guess never go to a guy's house who says "You are so sweet! I wanna eat you up"?
Saint
Oct 16 2007, 2:53 pm
QUOTE (BadDoggie @ Oct 16 2007, 3:40 pm)
You'll probably want to read this
advice for aspiring writers.
woof.
The Herald Tribune featured a new book called
Matrimony in yesterdays edition. It's about aspiring writers..I don't think it mentions cannibalism though. Freaky
Owain Glyndwr
Oct 16 2007, 2:56 pm
Susan: "I could eat the waitresses."
Steve: "I'm sorry?"
Susan: "The waitresses. I could eat them up, in a big bowl, with their uniforms."
Steve: "I'll get you some bread."
Susan: "No, no, no, I could eat them all up, in a lesbian sort of way."
Steve "Lesbians don't eat people, Susan."
Scogs
Oct 16 2007, 2:58 pm
OG...yes they do, you need to get out more
sea-king
Oct 16 2007, 3:01 pm
This little saying is in fact added on to all my PMs
I love women, but i couldn't eat a whole one.
Although if tried I know where I would begin.
BattalionBoy
Oct 16 2007, 3:02 pm
Could be a foolproof way of destroying the evidence - but with time constraints you would have to be really hungry.
Johnny English
Oct 16 2007, 3:06 pm
Q. Difference between a polish woman and a bowling ball?
A. You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
GreenTea
Oct 16 2007, 7:30 pm
Check out that link that BadDoggie posted. Priceless. A masterpiece.
Hutcho
Oct 17 2007, 11:16 am
I second the link BadDoggie posted - pure gold..
