mistermagoo
Oct 9 2007, 8:58 am
there's a very hot guy at my gym and he is maddeningly metrosexual and I can't tell which team he's on.
Until last night I had no real tangible clues. THEN I saw him use the cross trainer.
Do straight men use cross trainers?
Tom17
Oct 9 2007, 8:58 am
Nope, they use angry sneakers.
mistermagoo
Oct 9 2007, 9:01 am
funny.
If I could post a photo, I would. It's one of those machines where you bounce around and train your arms and legs at the same time.
Tom17
Oct 9 2007, 9:02 am
Like
Crosstrainer for sale?

edit: Why would choice of exercise equipment indicate your sexual preference anyway?
Welsh man
Oct 9 2007, 9:04 am
when I go to the gym I warm myself up on a cross trainer. It's nothing special or only for women. I see lots of blokes using them.
kitkat64
Oct 9 2007, 9:05 am
At my gym, everyone uses them, not just the 'gay' guys.
DanHessen
Oct 9 2007, 9:06 am
I have one at home. I also dress fairly nattily. Poor hair and skincare habits though. Somebody let me know where I stand.
mistermagoo
Oct 9 2007, 9:06 am
hi welsh man, does the same apply to stair masters?
Lexicon
Oct 9 2007, 9:06 am
Yeah I can't figure guys out here!
Most of the women look like men, and the straight guys are all so feminine that it's just weird.
How the hell do you tell if a german guy is gay? They're all such social pussies that the chances of them actually having the balls to hit on you is near nill.
But as for the gym, most of the germans at my gym are more into being 'fit' than building muscle -- so you see them battling with the women for the cardio machines all the time. So no, I doubt that's a good gauge.
Keydeck
Oct 9 2007, 9:06 am
QUOTE (DanHessen @ Oct 9 2007, 10:06 am)

Somebody let me know where I stand.
On the little platforms on each side of the machine.
mistermagoo
Oct 9 2007, 9:07 am
yes, Tom17 that's the one. I'm looking for clues. Any clues. I guess the cross trainer isn't one of them.
DanHessen
Oct 9 2007, 9:08 am
Heh, heh.
Lexicon
Oct 9 2007, 9:09 am
QUOTE (DanHessen @ Oct 9 2007, 10:06 am)

I have one at home. I also dress fairly nattily. Poor hair and skincare habits though. Somebody let me know where I stand.
Far far away?
mistermagoo
Oct 9 2007, 9:09 am
Lexicon, you get a big AMEN from me !
BlueSte
Oct 9 2007, 9:10 am
Maybe you could time how long he stays in the showers ...
Lexicon
Oct 9 2007, 9:15 am
huh?
mistermagoo
Oct 9 2007, 9:16 am
bluSte - he is quite well groomed so I would be willing to over look a lengthy shower.
Lifeisabuffet
Oct 9 2007, 9:19 am
QUOTE (mistermagoo @ Oct 9 2007, 10:07 am)

yes, Tom17 that's the one. I'm looking for clues. Any clues. I guess the cross trainer isn't one of them.
Why don't you stop beating around the bush, go up to him and ask him if he interested in having drinks with you and give him the eye stare.
Lexicon
Oct 9 2007, 9:26 am
Yeah this wouldn't work here in Franconia! ANYONE will have drinks with you, and EVERYONE stares all the time!
Welsh man
Oct 9 2007, 9:29 am
QUOTE (mistermagoo @ Oct 9 2007, 10:06 am)

hi welsh man, does the same apply to stair masters?
well actually I do not use it as I find it is more something for women as for men but I have actually seen men using them but saying that not that many, mainly women.
Johnny English
Oct 9 2007, 9:29 am
Reminds me. I was in the gym yesterday, and I am all for people of all ages going to the gym but we got this new member and she must be 110 years old. She can barely walk the poor woman. People have to help her up the stairs and she struggles to push the changing room door open. Can someone explain to me what the hell she is doing in a gym?? I mean seriously - there is a time and a place - and this lady would struggle to pump her toothpaste let alone pump iron. She creeps around like a shadow and I keep worrying she is gonna croak at any minute. Can't be right.
german men like putting blond highlights in their hair, holding their hair back with carefully placed sunglasses, going on the sunbed, going to the gym, wearing bum-bags, sitting down like women to have a piss and generally being total pussies. fact. To see a german man on a cross-trainer is not unusual when you consider that many german men consider it totally normal to shave their armpits.
Welsh man
Oct 9 2007, 9:31 am
maybe it's not so much on what the men use in the gym but what they wear!! Think about it. I have seen weird training costums.
Lifeisabuffet
Oct 9 2007, 9:33 am
yeah especially the really tight ones give out too much information.
Lexicon
Oct 9 2007, 9:38 am
Hey i resemble that !
I don't wear tight shit in the gym (or anytime really) but WTF is up with the tiny crotches on shorts and jeans in this country!?!?
I refuse to believe german men are any smaller overall than the rest of the world, but c'mon give a guy some freaking room down there!
I've yet to buy a pair of pants here that was the actual proper size but didn't push the limits of obscene when it comes to what they show.
Lexicon
Oct 9 2007, 10:15 am
awww man I think I killed the thread!
Lifeisabuffet
Oct 9 2007, 10:17 am
QUOTE (Lexicon @ Oct 9 2007, 10:38 am)

Hey i resemble that !
I don't wear tight shit in the gym (or anytime really) but WTF is up with the tiny crotches on shorts and jeans in this country!?!?
As a woman I can't complain. Men get to stare at our cleveage and women stare at...
QUOTE (Lexicon @ Oct 9 2007, 10:38 am)

german men are any smaller overall than the rest of the world
What?!?!?!?
Lexicon
Oct 9 2007, 10:22 am
Well it seems that if they have small-crotched pants as a general rule, then they must base that design on something.
American and UK jeans have lots of room, whereas German jeans tend to present a whole problem of where to put everything and not feel like you're choking
boy this is definitely an interesting conversation for Toytown...
c'mon guys, I can't be the only one who's got this complaint with clothes here?
worm
Oct 9 2007, 10:24 am
can't say I ever noticed a difference between german jeans and uk ones?
Welsh man
Oct 9 2007, 10:31 am
the trouser legs seem to be too short as mine always hangs out so I am forced to role it up
Lexicon
Oct 9 2007, 10:37 am
need somebody to tigh your shoes?
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