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Do straight men use "cross trainers"?

How to determine the sexuality of guys at a gym

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mistermagoo
there's a very hot guy at my gym and he is maddeningly metrosexual and I can't tell which team he's on.
Until last night I had no real tangible clues. THEN I saw him use the cross trainer.
Do straight men use cross trainers?
Tom17
Nope, they use angry sneakers.
mistermagoo
funny.

If I could post a photo, I would. It's one of those machines where you bounce around and train your arms and legs at the same time.
Tom17
Like Crosstrainer for sale? smile.gif

edit: Why would choice of exercise equipment indicate your sexual preference anyway?
Welsh man
when I go to the gym I warm myself up on a cross trainer. It's nothing special or only for women. I see lots of blokes using them.
kitkat64
At my gym, everyone uses them, not just the 'gay' guys.
DanHessen
I have one at home. I also dress fairly nattily. Poor hair and skincare habits though. Somebody let me know where I stand.
mistermagoo
hi welsh man, does the same apply to stair masters?
Lexicon
Yeah I can't figure guys out here!

Most of the women look like men, and the straight guys are all so feminine that it's just weird.

How the hell do you tell if a german guy is gay? They're all such social pussies that the chances of them actually having the balls to hit on you is near nill.

But as for the gym, most of the germans at my gym are more into being 'fit' than building muscle -- so you see them battling with the women for the cardio machines all the time. So no, I doubt that's a good gauge.
Keydeck
QUOTE (DanHessen @ Oct 9 2007, 10:06 am) *
Somebody let me know where I stand.

On the little platforms on each side of the machine.
mistermagoo
yes, Tom17 that's the one. I'm looking for clues. Any clues. I guess the cross trainer isn't one of them.
DanHessen
Heh, heh.
Lexicon
QUOTE (DanHessen @ Oct 9 2007, 10:06 am) *
I have one at home. I also dress fairly nattily. Poor hair and skincare habits though. Somebody let me know where I stand.

Far far away?
mistermagoo
Lexicon, you get a big AMEN from me !
BlueSte
Maybe you could time how long he stays in the showers ...
Lexicon
huh? huh.gif
mistermagoo
bluSte - he is quite well groomed so I would be willing to over look a lengthy shower.
Lifeisabuffet
QUOTE (mistermagoo @ Oct 9 2007, 10:07 am) *
yes, Tom17 that's the one. I'm looking for clues. Any clues. I guess the cross trainer isn't one of them.

Why don't you stop beating around the bush, go up to him and ask him if he interested in having drinks with you and give him the eye stare.
Lexicon
Yeah this wouldn't work here in Franconia! ANYONE will have drinks with you, and EVERYONE stares all the time! tongue.gif
Welsh man
QUOTE (mistermagoo @ Oct 9 2007, 10:06 am) *
hi welsh man, does the same apply to stair masters?

well actually I do not use it as I find it is more something for women as for men but I have actually seen men using them but saying that not that many, mainly women.
Johnny English
Reminds me. I was in the gym yesterday, and I am all for people of all ages going to the gym but we got this new member and she must be 110 years old. She can barely walk the poor woman. People have to help her up the stairs and she struggles to push the changing room door open. Can someone explain to me what the hell she is doing in a gym?? I mean seriously - there is a time and a place - and this lady would struggle to pump her toothpaste let alone pump iron. She creeps around like a shadow and I keep worrying she is gonna croak at any minute. Can't be right.
worm
german men like putting blond highlights in their hair, holding their hair back with carefully placed sunglasses, going on the sunbed, going to the gym, wearing bum-bags, sitting down like women to have a piss and generally being total pussies. fact. To see a german man on a cross-trainer is not unusual when you consider that many german men consider it totally normal to shave their armpits.
Welsh man
maybe it's not so much on what the men use in the gym but what they wear!! Think about it. I have seen weird training costums.
Lifeisabuffet
yeah especially the really tight ones give out too much information. laugh.gif
Lexicon
Hey i resemble that ! sad.gif

I don't wear tight shit in the gym (or anytime really) but WTF is up with the tiny crotches on shorts and jeans in this country!?!?

I refuse to believe german men are any smaller overall than the rest of the world, but c'mon give a guy some freaking room down there!

I've yet to buy a pair of pants here that was the actual proper size but didn't push the limits of obscene when it comes to what they show.
Lexicon
awww man I think I killed the thread! unsure.gif
Lifeisabuffet
QUOTE (Lexicon @ Oct 9 2007, 10:38 am) *
Hey i resemble that !

I don't wear tight shit in the gym (or anytime really) but WTF is up with the tiny crotches on shorts and jeans in this country!?!?

As a woman I can't complain. Men get to stare at our cleveage and women stare at...

QUOTE (Lexicon @ Oct 9 2007, 10:38 am) *
german men are any smaller overall than the rest of the world

What?!?!?!? unsure.gif
Lexicon
Well it seems that if they have small-crotched pants as a general rule, then they must base that design on something.

American and UK jeans have lots of room, whereas German jeans tend to present a whole problem of where to put everything and not feel like you're choking

boy this is definitely an interesting conversation for Toytown...

c'mon guys, I can't be the only one who's got this complaint with clothes here?
worm
can't say I ever noticed a difference between german jeans and uk ones?
Welsh man
the trouser legs seem to be too short as mine always hangs out so I am forced to role it up biggrin.gif
Lexicon
need somebody to tigh your shoes? wub.gif
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