Which nationality is easiest at Oktoberfest?

Of all the many women tourist of various nationalities, customs, etc..., who do you believe are the easiest to pick up? Who are the most fun? Who are the best in bed? Who would you most like to shag? Just thought it would be interesting to get TT's take on this. I've heard a few rumors and myths, but lets see if they're supported by your responses.

English speaking women probably the easiest to bed (but of course this is directly related to the number of Mass drunk, and varies from nationality to nationality depending on alcohol tolerance - which could actually make English speaking ladies harder to get into bed).

But if you aim for the local Munich girls you have more chance of being brought home as they actually have their own bed to bring you back to as opposed to a tent or hotlel room where you can't get past the doorman.

Well, but you can always take her back to your place (if you live here of course).

Are we all a bit hoity-toity here? What's wrong with the shitters at the O'Fest?

Is ugly a nationality? If so then girls and guys from there...

With beer goggles on everyone is a beauty, you only realize they're ugly when its all said and done

that does seem to be the Oktoberfest tradition yes

The secret to success is timing.

Catch them somewhere between this...



...and this.

Same goes for the men...

If you speak English with a non-North American accent or with some sort of foreign accent, American women are the easiest.

EDIT: Let me qualify that: female American tourists are the easiest, if you speak with an accent.

I'd say the tourists who are sharing cramped camping facilities or a flea-bitten hotel room with way too many of their mates are the easiest to pick up. So look for the ones who aren't dressed in Trachten.

Or Bavarian Fanatics T-shirts...

Good call Showem. I reckon those in civvies are gonna think it is cooler to cop off with someone in the local fancy dress, plus they might be feeling just slightly "left out" so you will add extra credibility to their experience.

Edit: I would just like to point out I have no idea why I am posting in this thread as I obviously couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding myself - but interested in the pyschology of these things.

HAHAHA funny thread. Love those pictures.

Apparently the answer is German women

The next question is how do you get them to leave more quickly in the morning?!?!?!

What's that supposed to be Johnny? You lifting up your arms to give the girls a waft of your natural manly smell? That would send most running for the door I'm guessing.

Kid, they were running long before I moved my arms.

yes it's true north american sleep with ANYONE. Even George W. Bush!