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The Maltese millionaire speaks

Dog inherits $12 million from hotel operator

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kickstartkk
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QUOTE (Mr.Trouble)
First of all, no, I am not happy about it. Leona Helmsley was my best friend, and I miss her every day. Second, I earned that $12 million. We were partners. I was the only one who supported her during the hard times. I bit people she felt she could not bite herself. I appeared in those commercials alongside her--softening what, to be frank, could otherwise have been a very harsh public image. Actually, I earned more than the $12 mil, but my lawyers say I can't talk about that until our case is settled.
So everyone wants to know what I'm going to do with the cash now that I finally have control over it instead of Leona. I'm not going to be like her--I won't be getting my face stretched out like I'm in the movie Brazil, or scooping up gaudy chandeliers and collectible figurines at some decrepit store on the Upper East Side at 75% off because I actually believe it's "going out of business." But seriously, I loved the woman.

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LOL
kickstartkk
and here am just wondering,, can life get any worse??
Lorelei
QUOTE (kickstartkk @ Sep 18 2007, 9:57 am) *
I bit people she felt she could not bite herself.

laugh.gif I bet that's true!
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